Arch Stanton Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, ecto said: Being type2 diabetic, I try and take as little sugar as I can, so the only biscuits I eat are sugar free, and to be honest whatever the sugar replacement is, it gives me horrendous wind Ass-fart-time? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: Ass-fart-time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkirkfan1985 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 My work colleague Dave once cleared the Doric pub just outside Edinburgh Waverly. A bunch of us on a works day out, started in Brewhemia, decided to move, so we just walked into the Doric when he let one off. If you have never been in, its quite a small pub, no bigger than a normal sized sitting room. No one heard it, but my god everyone smelled it. There were people taking there pints into the toilet just to get away from the smell. Half the pub emptied, cant imagine the owners would have been happy. He eventually owned up to it and the nickname Doric Dave was born. He was eating Quorn burgers the night before which we suspect may have caused it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Farts are just ghosts of the things we’ve eaten. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 The real power move is stepping into the lift and immediately farting audibly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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