Scary Bear Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Today’s sex dungeon, tomorrow’s basement graveyard. Why are there not more of these cases? Has Britain gone soft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Today’s sex dungeon, tomorrow’s basement graveyard. Why are there not more of these cases? Has Britain gone soft? If you've gone soft, you'd hardly need a sex dungeon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Possible solution to Britain's housing crisis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 @StephenThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 What actually constitutes a sex “dungeon” and could one, hypothetically speaking, build one in a spare room upstairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What actually constitutes a sex “dungeon” and could one, hypothetically speaking, build one in a spare room upstairs? The Oxford Dictionary states it must be below ground level. Nothing stopping you having a Sex Attic though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Nothing stopping you having a Sex Attic though. Excellent. Says a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What actually constitutes a sex “dungeon” and could one, hypothetically speaking, build one in a spare room upstairs? I think it's external looking windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 What actually constitutes a sex “dungeon” and could one, hypothetically speaking, build one in a spare room upstairs?Think that would be a sex loft/attic. You’d need to get the acoustics right and there is absolutely nowhere to bury ones when things get out of hand. It’s a no from me. Just not practical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: Why are there not more of these cases? Because what were once sex dungeons- the heart of the home- are now being sublet to Eastern European migrants (scroungers). Once Brexit has been implemented our beloved sex dungeons will flourish again like our NHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Seen the thread title and was sure it was going to have been DA Baracus that started this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 How about a sex spare room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 i'm hoping that we have some P&B structural engineers who can clarify the following (not Genoese bridge-builders - i wdn't really take their advice on loadbearing and stuff) i'm guessing that floor joists are, as a general rule, stronger than the cross-members (leave it) that you get in the ceilings of upper stories; therefore, you'd be better off suspending your sex-swing in a basement dungeon, from said joists, than from less substantial supports in - for instance - a bedroom ceiling; this is probably where the concept of an actual below-ground level dungeon comes from - with it's implicit health and safety considerations obviously, it would be best to live in a block of flats, where your ceiling is someone else's floor, and therefore strong enough to bear the weight of a fornicating couple in full swing, as it were - even if you get off on fat birds; just be careful that if you indulge in wax-play, you don't leave the candle or blowtorch on a window sill and set fire to any exterior cladding... just observe these couple of caveats and you should be able to indulge in your deviant and bizarre pain/pleasure crossover fun without the risk of serious structural damage or fiery conflagration - unless that's what turns you on, of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: i'm hoping that we have some P&B structural engineers who can clarify the following (not Genoese bridge-builders - i wdn't really take their advice on loadbearing and stuff) i'm guessing that floor joists are, as a general rule, stronger than the cross-members (leave it) that you get in the ceilings of upper stories; therefore, you'd be better off suspending your sex-swing in a basement dungeon, from said joists, than from less substantial supports in - for instance - a bedroom ceiling; this is probably where the concept of an actual below-ground level dungeon comes from - with it's implicit health and safety considerations obviously, it would be best to live in a block of flats, where your ceiling is someone else's floor, and therefore strong enough to bear the weight of a fornicating couple in full swing, as it were - even if you get off on fat birds; just be careful that if you indulge in wax-play, you don't leave the candle or blowtorch on a window sill and set fire to any exterior cladding... just observe these couple of caveats and you should be able to indulge in your deviant and bizarre pain/pleasure crossover fun without the risk of serious structural damage or fiery conflagration - unless that's what turns you on, of course... I can only imagine the village newsletter that you inevitably spend your time writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Today’s sex dungeon, tomorrow’s basement graveyard. Why are there not more of these cases? For exactly the reason you help point out, it inevitably turns into a graveyard. I find that a cave is handy in that it provides enough of the space required, but the entrance can be both filled in and excavated with little effort. Without a torch they have no idea where to dig their way out. When you unfortunately have to kill them to avoid the story being leaked, you just roll a boulder in and pad it over with vegetation. Then go looking for another cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: I can only imagine the village newsletter that you inevitably spend your time writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oooooft Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Referee Bobby Madley prefers a sex kennel, allegedly.... https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=bobby+madley+video&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cerberus Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Are sex dungeons solely for bondage stuff?Bondage is weird. I just want my usual unsatisfying sex in the bedroom.Do we have any gimps on here who are into bondage? Does getting your privates skelped by a man/lady in leather get you off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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