Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Can bench press a small midget. Shall I tag him or will I leave someone else to do it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Can bench press a small midget. Is there any other type of midget? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Is there any other type of midget? Large midget, fat midget, bald midget, sexy migdget, ninja midget and disco midgets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Large midget, fat midget, bald midget, sexy migdget, ninja midget and disco midgets. House! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Congratulations you win the borrowers on dvd! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 27 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Large midget, fat midget, bald midget, sexy migdget, ninja midget and disco midgets. We didn't start the fire... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 20 hours ago, The Moonster said: I mean, there are about 100 things in that relatively short post which mark this guy out as a complete c**t, but I think the fact that he just needed to point out that his car was an Audi rather than just saying "car" is the worst one. I'm actually getting angry reading these, really glad I don't use this pish. I agree a car is just a car. BTW: Is it the new Audi Mark VII with triple chrome plated alloy wheels and twelve cylinder twin feed synchotronic fuel injection turbo cross-blend engine? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 My company was looking for volunteers to become "brand ambassadors" to increase the company profile on LinkedIn. No additional pay or anything, and you can't charge your time to this, so you literally have to post on LinkedIn a few times a week for no fucking benefit.There was a worrying amount of people that lapped that shit up too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Fullerene said: I agree a car is just a car. BTW: Is it the new Audi Mark VII with triple chrome plated alloy wheels and twelve cylinder twin feed synchotronic fuel injection turbo cross-blend engine? Asking for a friend. No. The allows were only doubly chrome plated. Cooncil scheme scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 On 06/08/2018 at 22:46, J_Stewart said: LinkedIn is the worst parts of social media all rolled in to one. Bullshitters, braggers and boring b*****ds everywhere. It’s a cesspit of people trying to impress with corporate jargon and utter lies. Anyone that posts on it that isn’t a recruiter or actively looking for a job should be ignored and avoided at all costs. These are the worst people on the planet, such as this example: Complete and utter worstcunts. I fucking despise it. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/06820417/filing-history Little Ollie is probably already ahead of his old man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 It’s like any and all forms of social media - Pie and Bovril very much included:The majority of content is utter guff and/or uninteresting. If you can wade through and put up with that then there is some good stuff in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 LinkedIn is the worst parts of social media all rolled in to one. Bullshitters, braggers and boring b*****ds everywhere. It’s a cesspit of people trying to impress with corporate jargon and utter lies. Anyone that posts on it that isn’t a recruiter or actively looking for a job should be ignored and avoided at all costs. These are the worst people on the planet, such as this example:Complete and utter worstcunts. I fucking despise it.That’s perhaps the most cuntyish, cunting, cunty, boak shite that I’ve ever read, what a c**t. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 All he wanted to do really, was tell his followers that he owns an Audi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 This bullshitting c**t popped up on my timeline earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Seems that every woman he mentions left him. You'd think he could motivate them into staying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Never heard of the c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 c**t Cunton more like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 What Ollies dad should really have said ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: On you go Steven Fox, stick it to him. Also what the f**k is a “product owner”? And what is a “product owner” at a payday loan company? They provide a service not a product? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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