Northboy Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 On 17/11/2021 at 22:39, statts1976uk said: Of course this happened!! Still, I'm sure the animal charity will be delighted with a copy of her book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Newbornbairn Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) Quote Yesterday I was on my way to interview for a very important job that would have changed my life forever when the car in front of me hit a wee dog and drove on. Despite the fact that it made me miss the interview, I stopped to help that poor wee dog and took it to the vet where, using the last of my savings, they were able to save it. Last night I got a call from the company rearranging the interview for today. so I went and there sat behind the desk waiting to interview me was, yes, you guessed it, the wee dog I'd rescued yesterday! Life repays kindness in so many ways! Edited November 25, 2021 by Newbornbairn 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Yesterday I was on my way to interview for a very important job that would have changed my life forever when the car in front of me hit a wee dog and drove on. Despite the fact that it made me miss the interview, I stopped to help that poor wee dog and took it to the vet where, using the last of my savings, they were able to save it. Last night I got a call from the company rearranging the interview for today. so I went and there sat behind the desk waiting to interview me was, yes, you guessed it, the wee dog I'd rescued yesterday! Life repays kindness in so many ways! ... I'm so tempted to post that on Linkedin. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Yesterday I was on my way to interview for a very important job that would have changed my life forever when the car in front of me hit a wee dog and drove on. Despite the fact that it made me miss the interview, I stopped to help that poor wee dog and took it to the vet where, using the last of my savings, they were able to save it. Fortunately, my rival for the position was delayed by an Insulate Britain protest and missed his interview too. The company rescheduled my appointment. They didn't reschedule his saying that was impossible and he was SoL. Yay Insulate Britain protestors for screwing up his chances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Northboy said: Still, I'm sure the animal charity will be delighted with a copy of her book. Or the Cooncil worker when he emptied the bin immediately outside her office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Look at me, I can afford an F Type! They're not gonnae shag you, mate, and they certainly won't be giving you a new one for free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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101 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael W said: Look at me, I can afford an F Type! They're not gonnae shag you, mate, and they certainly won't be giving you a new one for free. Very pleased they have left the mental scaring as a potential #compoface should their understanding of compliance & crypto leave them potless and in a ditch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael W said: Look at me, I can afford an F Type! They're not gonnae shag you, mate, and they certainly won't be giving you a new one for free. No mention of how the old lady in the mobility scooter they crashed into is doing I notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 @Shandon Par drives a Jaguar, does he not? And if anyone’s going to crash one it would him. Rest in pieces Shandon’s Car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: @Shandon Par drives a Jaguar, does he not? And if anyone’s going to crash one it would him. Rest in pieces Shandon’s Car. Dear Compo-faced-cuntos We are sorry to hear the car didn’t survive but you did. We don’t want folk like you driving our cars anyway. KR Jaguar ps - Josh Taylor drives one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 I have never been on LinkedIn in my puff, and the only snippets of it I see are in this thread, which both humour me and boil my piss in equal measure. There are obviously genuine people, like some of your good selves on there, but I would hate to have to interact with the vast majority of them to get a job or as part of my vocation.. It appears to consist 99% of insufferable fantasists. The type who would indeed drive an F Type, but put their Aldi shopping in the boot in M&S or Sainsburys bags to hide the fact from their neighbours that their whole lifestyle and persona is an utter sham and fabrication, and they are completely penniless purely to maintain the front and illusion of success. Just like the utter, cringey shite and lies they all seem spout online. Does anyone here admit to being a LinkedIn fantasist? Do any of you have a neighbour who drives an F Type but is likely to be a budget supermarket buying/M&S carrier bag using LinkedIn fantasist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 4 hours ago, 'WellDel said: I have never been on LinkedIn in my puff, and the only snippets of it I see are in this thread, which both humour me and boil my piss in equal measure. There are obviously genuine people, like some of your good selves on there, but I would hate to have to interact with the vast majority of them to get a job or as part of my vocation.. It appears to consist 99% of insufferable fantasists. The type who would indeed drive an F Type, but put their Aldi shopping in the boot in M&S or Sainsburys bags to hide the fact from their neighbours that their whole lifestyle and persona is an utter sham and fabrication, and they are completely penniless purely to maintain the front and illusion of success. Just like the utter, cringey shite and lies they all seem spout online. Does anyone here admit to being a LinkedIn fantasist? Do any of you have a neighbour who drives an F Type but is likely to be a budget supermarket buying/M&S carrier bag using LinkedIn fantasist? The ones that piss me off are when they post a picture of themselves driving a Range Rover or a jag with the Rolex prominently displayed and some guff story about being broke a few years ago but, through hard work they're no running their own business or whatever. Just f**k off I use it primarily to see what my competitors are up to. When I see one posting a pic inside a factory saying "Here I am at Bloggs Widgets", I'm right round there the next day to try and poach that customer off them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 This is on my feed today. Is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking? That the new boss doesn't know her yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 This is on my feed today. Is anybody else thinking what I'm thinking? That the new boss doesn't know her yet?Thats the difference. Of course, she couldnt have known either of these occurences would come to pass until she decided to leave her old job and start that new one, so I really doubt its actually "the difference". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 (edited) Give it 6 months she'll be posting about how her manager micromanages everything. Edited November 27, 2021 by Priti priti priti Patel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 43 minutes ago, Priti priti priti Patel said: Give it 6 months she'll be posting about how her manager micromanages everything. Must have same manager as me ..lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Gone a bit quiet on here so heres something from a father to a son. Spoiler f**k off Dad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Gone a bit quiet on here so heres something from a father to a son. Reveal hidden contents f**k off Dad. 33. If this is your father, disown the cnut. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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