ICTChris Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Do any P&Bers use professional networking site LinkedIn? I have an account but haven’t logged in for more than five years. I might reconsider though, having seen these screen grabs “Back to executing”. Calm down Pierrepoint. This is my favourite though Up at 3:30am and then off to the gym for *four hours*. Four fucking hours. Mate. Any other P&Bers keen on inspiring corporate jargon slogans? Please share. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I hardly look at due to the overabundance of “didnae happen” stories and uplifting quotes. Seems to mainly consist of recruitment consultants sending copied and pasted pms and the people who run the app telling me about jobs which would be a big step down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 (edited) Lots of "People passionistas" and "Wantrepreneurs". Spoiler Edited August 6, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Oh and “congratulations on your work anniversary” should definitely never ever be a thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Wish "some unknown c**t you accepted an invitation from by accident" a happy birthday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I use it for work...begrudgingly. The amount of motivational shite and personal stuff on there is horrific. “Success starts by waking up at 4am”Does it aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post paranoid android Posted August 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 6, 2018 Folk who take work that seriously aren't to be trusted. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Just now, paranoid android said: Folk who take work that seriously aren't to be trusted. ^^^^kens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post J_Stewart Posted August 6, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 6, 2018 LinkedIn is the worst parts of social media all rolled in to one. Bullshitters, braggers and boring b*****ds everywhere. It’s a cesspit of people trying to impress with corporate jargon and utter lies. Anyone that posts on it that isn’t a recruiter or actively looking for a job should be ignored and avoided at all costs. These are the worst people on the planet, such as this example:Complete and utter worstcunts. I fucking despise it. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Coincidentally, I woke up at 3.30am too. Went for a jobby and got back up at 7am. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I regularly wake up at 4AM, go for a pish then lie in my bed for about half an hour, sometimes have a w**k then go back to sleep. I'm probably doing this in the wrong order but I don't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 It showed me a job I might be interested in earlier. A consultant at the Golden Jubilee. I'm considering my options. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 I often have a pish, a w**k, and a shite without waking up - doesn't affect my work, which is probably why is sleep so soundly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 About 5 houses ago I said hello to a neighbor a couple of times. At least once a month I get a notification saying that he has linked me to some group or other. Twat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 2 hours ago, J_Stewart said: LinkedIn is the worst parts of social media all rolled in to one. Bullshitters, braggers and boring b*****ds everywhere. It’s a cesspit of people trying to impress with corporate jargon and utter lies. Anyone that posts on it that isn’t a recruiter or actively looking for a job should be ignored and avoided at all costs. These are the worst people on the planet, such as this example: Complete and utter worstcunts. I fucking despise it. A good father would have said : "Ollie, first it's 'written down' and second it's 'obviously'. You're no son of mine, get out of the fucking car." It's the only way they'll learn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Do any P&Bers use professional networking site LinkedIn? I have an account but haven’t logged in for more than five years. I might reconsider though, having seen these screen grabs “Back to executing”. Calm down Pierrepoint. This is my favourite though Up at 3:30am and then off to the gym for *four hours*. Four fucking hours. Mate. Any other P&Bers keen on inspiring corporate jargon slogans? Please share.Any organisation that uses gmail as corporate email can be classed as a 2 bob outfit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I do use it mainly to keep in touch with some former workmates for other jobs which come up now and again but its getting more like FB (another load of sh*te). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: Do any P&Bers use professional networking site LinkedIn? I have an account but haven’t logged in for more than five years. I might reconsider though, having seen these screen grabs “Back to executing”. Calm down Pierrepoint. This is my favourite though Up at 3:30am and then off to the gym for *four hours*. Four fucking hours. Mate. Any other P&Bers keen on inspiring corporate jargon slogans? Please share. Think I've logged in to mine about 3 times. Was amazed at the amount of folk I don't like or have fallen out with who had sent me whatever they call friend requests. Also funny seeing people you know to be utter charlatans and fiends presenting this "professional" image. It's like a premium version of Facebook for folk that are still able to get their arses off the sofa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 12 hours ago, ICTChris said: Do any P&Bers use professional networking site LinkedIn? I have an account but haven’t logged in for more than five years. I might reconsider though, having seen these screen grabs “Back to executing”. Calm down Pierrepoint. This is my favourite though Up at 3:30am and then off to the gym for *four hours*. Four fucking hours. Mate. Any other P&Bers keen on inspiring corporate jargon slogans? Please share. I thought airport security was one of these places where you can't use your phone. They must have been screaming at him. I bet he was pulled aside and stripped searched as a potential terrorist. Does he mention anything about that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I never thought linked in has these sort of status updates and were just for posting your cv in hopes that an employer will come and find you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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