cappiecat Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 The cat was served at their celebratory last supper, after an entrée of dead rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebonce Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Ross County's last 36 matches in the second tier caravan:- W.D.D.D.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.D.D.D.W.D.D.D.W.W.W.W.D.W.W.D.W.W.W.D.W.W.W.W. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Can we go unbeaten for the season in the league? It's probable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 47 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Can we go unbeaten for the season in the league? It's probable. I will bet you £1,000 that you cannot and will give you odds of 5-1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 RIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH. THE RECENT POSTS ON THIS THREAD HAVE BEEN PISH. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT A METAPHORICAL HOUSE THAT THE FANS OF THE CLUB AT THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF OCCUPYING. YOU CAN DO THINGS LIKE DECORATE THE METAPHORICAL ROOMS, PUT POSTERS UP ON THE METAPHORICAL WALLS, STOCK THE METAPHORICAL FRIDGE AND CUPBOARDS WITH YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD AND BEVERIDGES. ALL THE WHILE TRASHTALKING LESS FORTUNATE SUPPORTERS. IF YOU CAN’T GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF IT PLEASE f**k OFF UNTIL 2021 WHEN WE CAN GET BACK IN. and no, I’m not taking this too seriously. Hate to tell you this, but it isn’t metaphorical. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 44 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Hate to tell you this, but it isn’t metaphorical. Allegorical? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I will bet you £1,000 that you cannot and will give you odds of 5-1. Naw you're alright. I'll give you a £50 charity bet that we finish more than 10 points ahead of you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Naw you're alright. I'll give you a £50 charity bet that we finish more than 10 points ahead of you though. I’ll take your bet if you take mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 4 hours ago, CountyFan said: Can we go unbeaten for the season in the league? It's probable. Possible rather than probable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Allegorical? Literal. It's even got a balcony. Bunglebonce is hogging the internet to search for stats, and nobody can use the telephone, because we're still on dial up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Shocked at the arrogance from the Ross County fans. The half time cocaine and hookers sessions laid on by Uncle Roy have clearly gone to their head. Quite literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Savage Henry said: Literal. It's even got a balcony. Bunglebonce is hogging the internet to search for stats, and nobody can use the telephone, because we're still on dial up. How can it have a balcony, it is single storey? If you have extended it I hope you have received Planning Permission and a Building Warrant. Please post online proof of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Shocked at the arrogance from the Ross County fans. The half time cocaine and hookers sessions laid on by Uncle Roy have clearly gone to their head. Quite literally. This is the Trump generation, now. We're bigly. Hugely, you might even say. 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: How can it have a balcony, it is single storey? If you have extended it I hope you have received Planning Permission and a Building Warrant. Please post online proof of this. When I say balcony, what I really mean to say is there's no front wall on the top floor. St Mirren fans left it that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrie Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Shocked at the arrogance from the Ross County fans. The half time cocaine and hookers sessions laid on by Uncle Roy have clearly gone to their head. Quite literally. What else are you supposed to do on a yacht while cruising the Cromarty Firth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Comrie said: What else are you supposed to do on a yacht while cruising the Cromarty Firth? After we've harpooned the dolphins for laughs, obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented Zebra Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 23 hours ago, AyrshireTon said: Has anyone fed the metaphorical stray cat that the skunks fucked off and left behind? It's brilliant being in the premiership. Morton fans should be happy success for Morton is being in the championship so you club is doing well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Demented Zebra said: It's brilliant being in the premiership. Morton fans should be happy success for Morton is being in the championship so you club is doing well Nah. It's brilliant for a couple of weeks. Maybe a month or so. But soon you'll realise you haven't played at home on a Saturday at 3pm in over three months. Then Rangers come to town. Then you have to read the Hibs/Hearts match threads. And that's not even to start on Packie Bonner. Edited August 16, 2018 by Savage Henry 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Westander of County Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 So what's the point of winning this league anyway then? Yer caravan's shite by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I just torched the house. It’s a fucking shit hole and it’s not worthy of holding the greatest fans of the greatest Second Tier team ever.You peasants can fight over your play off spots and just give us the title now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkPockets Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Draw all our games (except derbies, win them), stay unbeaten and stay in the 2nd tier. Everyone wins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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