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Sadly, the old top of the league house is no more.  The volume of soiled pyjamas and burnt spoons - and that was just in the hot tub - was too much for the cleaners to cope with and the place had to be encased in concrete.

For 2018/19, occupants will have to make do with this splendid Thomson Glenalmond Top of the League Caravan (see below).

Current inhabitants Alloa Athletic are finding it to be plush and spacious and have spent many an hour at the clever fold down table explaining to their new derby rivals Falkirk the concept of being top of the league. 

Ross County spending untold millions on Champioship royalty like Declan “I can’t fucking believe he has missed from there” McManus doesn’t appear to be working out for them just yet. 

The Wasps have the keys. Ayr are hot on their heels but who will hook it up to the back of their open top bus and head off to the Premiership with it?

Stay tuned...

 

 

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At least space won't be as much of an issue for the United support if, by some minor miracle, they find themselves top for whatever reason. What with their somewhat dwindling numbers of late. Allegedly.

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9 minutes ago, Astro said:

At least space won't be as much of an issue for the United support if, by some minor miracle, they find themselves top for whatever reason. What with their somewhat dwindling numbers of late. Allegedly.

We're probably into the realms of volcanoes or asteroids wiping out Alloa and Ayr before the start of the season now. 

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17 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said:

Shandon, I hope you realise you'll be expected to update this thread on a regular basis now?

Don't make a 'Messiah' of it.

I’ll be back in March once Faissal has wrapped up the title for us to summarise, Jerry Springer style.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Sadly, the old top of the league house is no more.  The volume of soiled pyjamas and burnt spoons - and that was just in the hot tub - was too much for the cleaners to cope with and the place had to be encased in concrete.

For 2018/19, occupants will have to make do with this splendid Thomson Glenalmond Top of the League Caravan (see below).

Current inhabitants Alloa Athletic are finding it to be plush and spacious and have spent many an hour at the clever fold down table explaining to their new derby rivals Falkirk the concept of being top of the league. 

Ross County spending untold millions on Champioship royalty like Declan “I can’t fucking believe he has missed from there” McManus doesn’t appear to be working out for them just yet. 

The Wasps have the keys. Ayr are hot on their heels but who will hook it up to the back of their open top bus and head off to the Premiership with it?

Stay tuned...

 

 

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I bet that's your own and lease that Falkirk trimmed hoose on wheels out to unsuspecting Leithers

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15 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said:

No idea why so many Dunfermline fans have posted in this thread tbh

 

Of all mother nature’s wonders, the cockiness of the common Falkirk fan from May to July really is something to behold.

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