Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Sadly, the old top of the league house is no more. The volume of soiled pyjamas and burnt spoons - and that was just in the hot tub - was too much for the cleaners to cope with and the place had to be encased in concrete. For 2018/19, occupants will have to make do with this splendid Thomson Glenalmond Top of the League Caravan (see below). Current inhabitants Alloa Athletic are finding it to be plush and spacious and have spent many an hour at the clever fold down table explaining to their new derby rivals Falkirk the concept of being top of the league. Ross County spending untold millions on Champioship royalty like Declan “I can’t fucking believe he has missed from there” McManus doesn’t appear to be working out for them just yet. The Wasps have the keys. Ayr are hot on their heels but who will hook it up to the back of their open top bus and head off to the Premiership with it? Stay tuned... 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 I knew there was a reason I didn't want those arseholes to win the playoffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinny arab Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Probably the highest Utd will be all season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just now, skinny arab said: Probably the highest Utd will be all season. Most of your team finished 4th in the league last season so dare to dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astro Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 At least space won't be as much of an issue for the United support if, by some minor miracle, they find themselves top for whatever reason. What with their somewhat dwindling numbers of late. Allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Astro said: At least space won't be as much of an issue for the United support if, by some minor miracle, they find themselves top for whatever reason. What with their somewhat dwindling numbers of late. Allegedly. We're probably into the realms of volcanoes or asteroids wiping out Alloa and Ayr before the start of the season now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 We're probably into the realms of volcanoes or asteroids wiping out Alloa and Ayr before the start of the season now. It took me a while... But I see what you did there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Shandon, I hope you realise you'll be expected to update this thread on a regular basis now? Don't make a 'Messiah' of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 43 minutes ago, skinny arab said: Probably the highest Utd will be all season. Probably the lowest Ayr will be all season. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P475 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Probably the lowest Ayr will be all season. Oooffffttt! Could this be the start of a "heads gone" episode for this chap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Probably the lowest Ayr will be all season. The title will be decided by which League One superstar scores most. Fat Larry Shankland or The Magnificient Moroccan Prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Shandon, I hope you realise you'll be expected to update this thread on a regular basis now? Don't make a 'Messiah' of it. I’ll be back in March once Faissal has wrapped up the title for us to summarise, Jerry Springer style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted hOuGh Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Sadly, the old top of the league house is no more. The volume of soiled pyjamas and burnt spoons - and that was just in the hot tub - was too much for the cleaners to cope with and the place had to be encased in concrete. For 2018/19, occupants will have to make do with this splendid Thomson Glenalmond Top of the League Caravan (see below). Current inhabitants Alloa Athletic are finding it to be plush and spacious and have spent many an hour at the clever fold down table explaining to their new derby rivals Falkirk the concept of being top of the league. Ross County spending untold millions on Champioship royalty like Declan “I can’t fucking believe he has missed from there” McManus doesn’t appear to be working out for them just yet. The Wasps have the keys. Ayr are hot on their heels but who will hook it up to the back of their open top bus and head off to the Premiership with it? Stay tuned... I bet that's your own and lease that Falkirk trimmed hoose on wheels out to unsuspecting Leithers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 No idea why so many Dunfermline fans have posted in this thread tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Potted hOuGh said: I bet that's your own My old mum has been very comfortable in it throughout her old age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted hOuGh Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: My old mum has been very comfortable in it throughout her old age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: No idea why so many Dunfermline fans have posted in this thread tbh Even you're disappointed by your lack of effort with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: Even you're disappointed by your lack of effort with this. 'going bland' for a few posts. Need to neutralise the effects of all that reactionary pish in the FFC thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: No idea why so many Dunfermline fans have posted in this thread tbh Of all mother nature’s wonders, the cockiness of the common Falkirk fan from May to July really is something to behold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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