Guest Bob Mahelp Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 It's only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 For people who drop litter hopefully. And folk who put their feet on the seats at the back of the bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: For people who drop litter hopefully. And folk who put their feet on the seats at the back of the bus. And people who stop in the middle of pavements for no apparent reason. And couples who ask you to move seats so they can sit together. And Piers Morgan. There are a lot of benefits to this. Seriously, though. They'll sooner bring back the birch than they will bring back hanging, or introduce lethal injection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I remember when Vyvian Welsh gave me the belt for repeatedly moving a cone during PE. Happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 It should apply to folk who:1. Get printed mini statements from cash machines before AND after they've taken money out. 2. Use the phrases "tax payers money" and/or "I've paid in all my days"3. Anyone in the UK wearing a MAGA hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 First to get it would be the morons who queue at the pie stall for ages then seem surprised when they get to the counter and spend ages looking at the "menu" trying to decide what they want. 1 pie, 1 Bovril then GTF ! How hard can that be? Anybody taking more than 10 seconds to order should be taken to a wee booth nearby and shot in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I understand the UN frowns on countries reintroducing the death penalty once abolished. Brexiteers should focus their next mission on withdrawal from that corrupt, foreigner-dominated club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Savage Henry said: And couples who ask you to move seats so they can sit together. Bitter auld spinster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 They could televise Tony Blair's hanging. Higher ratings than the royal wedding and England's semi final put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Anybody who wears their rugby or polo shirt like this deserves a painful and humiliating public execution... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Anybody who wears their rugby or polo shirt like this deserves a painful and humiliating public execution... Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 People that dont have there wallet/purse or money out when they get to the front of the queue should be pulled from the shop and beheaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 People who smell bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingscot Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 People who chain order at pubs. Especially if they order a Guinness last.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 The gammon types are basically jizzing all over the place at this,this is wet dream stuff for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 hour ago, doulikefish said: People that dont have there wallet/purse or money out when they get to the front of the queue should be pulled from the shop and beheaded People who mix up their/there/they're. ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: People who mix up their/there/they're. ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's. People who put an erroneous apostrophe in a plural word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 People who mix up their/there/they're. [emoji14] ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's.[emoji23][emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 People who still buy "Now That's What I Call Music" compilations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, Rugster said: People who put an erroneous apostrophe in a plural word. Debatable. Quote acronyms and apostrophes One unusual modern use of the apostrophe is in plural acronyms, like “ICBM’s” “NGO’s” and “CD’s”. Since this pattern violates the rule that apostrophes are not used before an S indicating a plural, many people object to it. It is also perfectly legitimate to write “CDs,” etc. See also “50’s.” But the use of apostrophes with initialisms like “learn your ABC’s and “mind your P’s and Q’s” is now so universal as to be acceptable in almost any context. P.S. I see NAZI isn't a true acronym, more an English nickname for the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterparte, NSDAP, so I agree, @Suspect Device should be executed immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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