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Bob Mahelp

The UK to re-introduce the death penalty

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22 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

For people who drop litter hopefully.

And folk who put their feet on the seats at the back of the bus.

And people who stop in the middle of pavements for no apparent reason.

And couples who ask you to move seats so they can sit together.

And Piers Morgan.  

There are a lot of benefits to this.

 

Seriously, though.  They'll sooner bring back the birch than they will bring back hanging, or introduce lethal injection.

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It should apply to folk who:

1. Get printed mini statements from cash machines before AND after they've taken money out.

2. Use the phrases "tax payers money" and/or "I've paid in all my days"

3. Anyone in the UK wearing a MAGA hat.

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First to get it would be the morons who queue at the pie stall for ages then seem surprised when they get to the counter and spend ages looking at the "menu" trying to decide what they want.

 

1 pie, 1 Bovril then GTF ! How hard can that be? 

 

Anybody taking more than 10 seconds to order should be taken to a wee booth nearby and shot in the face. 

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I understand the UN frowns on countries reintroducing the death penalty once abolished. Brexiteers should focus their next mission on withdrawal from that corrupt, foreigner-dominated club. 

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1 hour ago, Savage Henry said:

And couples who ask you to move seats so they can sit together.

Bitter auld spinster

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They could televise Tony Blair's hanging. Higher ratings than the royal wedding and England's semi final put together.

 

:unsure2:

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People that dont have there wallet/purse or money out when they get to the front of the queue should be pulled from the shop and beheaded

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The gammon types are basically jizzing all over the place at this,this is wet dream stuff for them

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1 hour ago, doulikefish said:

People that dont have there wallet/purse or money out when they get to the front of the queue should be pulled from the shop and beheaded

 

People who mix up their/there/they're.

:P

 

ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's.

Edited by Suspect Device

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3 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

 

People who mix up their/there/they're.

:P

 

ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's.

People who put an erroneous apostrophe in a plural word.

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People who mix up their/there/they're.

 
ETA: And spelling/grammar Nazi's.

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34 minutes ago, Rugster said:

People who put an erroneous apostrophe in a plural word.

Debatable.

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acronyms and apostrophes
One unusual modern use of the apostrophe is in plural acronyms, like “ICBM’s” “NGO’s” and “CD’s”. Since this pattern violates the rule that apostrophes are not used before an S indicating a plural, many people object to it. It is also perfectly legitimate to write “CDs,” etc. See also “50’s.” But the use of apostrophes with initialisms like “learn your ABC’s and “mind your P’s and Q’s” is now so universal as to be acceptable in almost any context.

P.S. I see NAZI isn't a true acronym, more an English nickname for the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterparte, NSDAP, so I agree, @Suspect Device should be executed immediately.

Edited by welshbairn

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