DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I woke up not long ago with a smashing erection. It's a sign. We're pumping these minky tangerine hoors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted hOuGh Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 42 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: It's just those El Bak eyes. I'm only human. Yeah will be at 12 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I woke up not long ago with a smashing erection. It's a sign. We're pumping these minky tangerine hoors Pics of GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I woke up not long ago with a smashing erection. I noticed. It's like you're enjoying me stalking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: It's just those El Bak eyes. I'm only human. He was playing for us in a league cup game a few seasons back at Tannadice but sadly he was saddled with Michael Moffat as a strike parter who was unable to capitalise on the tap-ins El B served up. Should be a different story now he has Myles Offside alongside him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Potted hOuGh said: Yeah will be at 12 today Drink sensibly and always stay humble and kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Pics of GTFO. It's away for now. I had to take action. 4 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: I noticed. It's like you're enjoying me stalking you. 'Like' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Just now, DA Baracus said: It's away for now. I had to take action. Me too this morning. Missus asking me to stop calling her Faissal in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Me too this morning. Missus asking me to stop calling her Faissal in bed. Inconsiderate of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Me too this morning. Missus asking me to stop calling her Faissal in bed. She can be a bit like that. Are you going to the match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: She can be a bit like that. Are you going to the match? Interesting question. For all his nonsense it will be interesting to see if he’s actually going to go and watch his team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinny arab Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Now we've got that pre-season friendly cup thing out of the way the real football starts. 0-0, shit game, shit crowd, shit pies, Csaba oot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: She can be a bit like that. Are you going to the match? 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Interesting question. For all his nonsense it will be interesting to see if he’s actually going to go and watch his team. Thought about it but my girls are all going out so I’m going to have a rare day to myself. Bit of mountain biking, gym, run with the dog - that sort of thing. You’ll have to find someone else to give you a spanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 What a wonderful morning. Bring it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinny arab Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, skinny arab said: Now we've got that pre-season friendly cup thing out of the way the real football starts. 0-0, shit game, shit crowd, shit pies, Csaba oot!!! Ignore the above post. Walked into kitchen where Mrs had the radio on and Love is in the air comes on, it's a sign, 4-0 utd. Csaba oot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: What a wonderful morning. Bring it on. That tile pattern is a shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Whilst I like to come on to these threads and spout repeated guff please don’t expect me to travel a relatively short distance to actually watch the team I claim to support. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Really confident for this one. 3-0 United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: FTFY That’s harsh grandbags! In the days of cheap flights I’d fly up from City airport on a Saturday morning to watch the Pars. Not exactly a novelty going to Tannadice seeing as we play/fail to beat you about 8 times a season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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