Granny Danger Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: He was also a brown Jewish guy. Weird that his followers weren't Jewish. Christianity is probably the most overrated religion going FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Christianity is the best religion. You don't have to do anything. Just believe in Jesus and you're done The other religions are hard work. Jews can't work on a Saturday and Muslims need to fasting and stuff. f**k that. FWIW I don't like Mohammed. He was a nonce. Allah is the problem with the middle east. Buddah is a fat b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Christianity is the best religion. You don't have to do anything. Just believe in Jesus and you're done The other religions are hard work. Jews can't work on a Saturday and Muslims need to fasting and stuff. f**k that. Pretty much why it hangs around our society imo. The only other time you need to do anything is around Christmas and Easter where you're forced to get lots of presents and/or eat lots of sweeties. It's basically a socially acceptable form of child grooming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Christianity is the best religion. You don't have to do anything. Just believe in Jesus and you're done The other religions are hard work. Jews can't work on a Saturday and Muslims need to fasting and stuff. f**k that. FWIW I don't like Mohammed. He was a nonce. Allah is the problem with the middle east. Buddah is a fat b*****d. Nip over to NI; there’s two Christian communities that could do with your input. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Look up the Egyptian god Ra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Someone already cracked that joke. It’s sad when you have to recycle more quick-witted folks’ comments. Shucks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Christianity is the best religion. You don't have to do anything. Just believe in Jesus and you're done You get very much the same effect from believing in nothing. Apparently the Pastafarians are trying to get Fridays off work, and they don't make you believe in anything, or pretend to save your 'soul' in exchange for cash. Great bunch of lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 7 hours ago, jagfox99 said: Jesus was Batman... No, that was Bruce Wayne 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdog Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Look up the Egyptian god Ra You're thinking of Horus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Jesus was the Jim Jones of his day.A charismatic cult leader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 No, that was Bruce WayneBeat me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Nope. He plays well for Man City but was a big disappointment for Brazil in the World Cup. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I don’t judge people for their religious beliefs but there is something deeply disturbing about grown adults talking about Jesus being their friend and talking about how he loves them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 My wife has foresaken Jesus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 19 hours ago, Stinky Bone said: I think he was a good guy that set out to do good and help people. He took on the establishment that he saw were corrupt and they didn't like him for it. So they got him crucified. Preach it, brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I thought it was pretty wise of him to pick up a trade to fall back on incase the Messiah thing didn’t work out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, The OP said: I thought it was pretty wise of him to pick up a trade to fall back on incase the Messiah thing didn’t work out. It does seem a bit pointless if you're the son of god though, surely he should have been able to just say "Let there be a chair" and lo, there was a chair. Dad clearly didn't share the trade secrets. Edited July 13, 2018 by Tommy Nooka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 I bought his sandals. 20 bar in Asda. George & Jesus range. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 7 hours ago, throbber said: I don’t judge people for their religious beliefs but there is something deeply disturbing about grown adults talking about Jesus being their friend and talking about how he loves them. I absolutelydo judge folk for being religious. Think it's massively odd and stupid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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