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Croatia v England - semi final


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Somebody should remind them they only beat Panama, Tunisia and scraped past Columbia &  [whoever they played before Croatia] in a World Cup missing Italy and Holland in which Spain, Germany & Argentina blew it royally. That won't be happening again, so let's not pretend they're on the verge of anything. 

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Bah-dee-yah

Southgate drives a Dacia*

Bah-dee-yah

Fucked out by Croatia

Bah-dee-yah

Football isn't coming home

 

*This may or not be true but who gives a shit?

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Wheres all the folk that said England were better than Croatia, or that Croatia would tire?

Unlucks. Croatia are and were significantly better. England on top but wasteful for 45 out of 120 minutes simply wont bring it home.

Outplayed, posted missing and sent home.

Bye now.

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Better team, eventually, won in the end, although Croatia were rank in the first half of both normal time and extra time.  Once again England exposed as set piece merchants, and I think it's fair to say it would be an understatement to say Rashford is overrated.  I've literally seen him do nothing in an England shirt for some time.

They talk about the talents of Harry Kane and while it's fair to say he's a class finisher, it's telling that in two of the bigger games England have had now, he's been posted missing.

Apparently, before the game, some shitgibbon got himself a tattoo of Harry Kane, World Cup winner on his leg.  I hope the operation to remove it is painful, and sans anaesthetic

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Gary Lineker, Gary Neville, Glenn Hoddle, Charlie Stayt, Jamie Vardy, Frank Skinner, Allan Russell, Clive Tyldsley, the guy who owns Wetherspoons, Nigel Farage, Ian 'Wrighty' Wright,  Prince William, David Baddiel, Theresa May, Harry 'Good Honest Pro' Maguire, The Sun Sub who made up that 'Go-Kane' front page, Jessie '#JLingz' Lingard, Stephen Daisley, Steven Gerrard, Harry Kane, Stan Collymore, Phil 'Fizzer' Neville, Mark Pougatch and every Brexiteer in the country. 

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2 minutes ago, The DA said:

That couldn't have gone any better if it had been scripted.  An early goal to get English hopes and then a slow, gradual erosion of their hopes, with a sickening realisation gradually creeping in. And then that last minute set piece.  That came to SFA.

Carling, like England, don't do World Cup semi-finals but, if they did...

Why would Carling do semi finals?

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