chomp my root Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Like most on here, met my friends through school. Met my best mate in primary school and still see him on a semi regular basis. The others i met through a mate we all knew. Surprised to read on here that other folk don’t see there mates as much. I have had that for a wee while, living in methil and them being in kirkcaldy hasnt helped. A lot of them weren’t even seeing each other as much either. we were at a wedding last month and decided to try and get together as a bunch every few months, we are doing the escape rooms in edinburgh in September. Met the wife online through a thing called faceparty. Dont even know if it still exists. Guess it depends on your age, I'm 50 and moved away from where I grew up when I was 18. Visiting parents apart, I've had little reason to go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Met the wife online through a thing called faceparty. Sounds like absolute filth. The website, that is. P&B will have its say on your wife, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 12 hours ago, buchan30 said: I have had that for a wee while, living in methil and them being in kirkcaldy hasnt helped. There's kids on day time telly walk further for a bucket of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 23 hours ago, Shandon Par said: We missed the obvious, and factually correct Granny Banger. You’re missus is a granny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Met my best mate about 20 years ago when his big sister used to babysit me. Met most of my mates through school or playing football. One of my good friends I might because I pumped his bird although I didn't know she wasn't single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Aidan said: Met my best mate about 20 years ago when his big sister used to babysit me. Met most of my mates through school or playing football. One of my good friends I might because I pumped his bird although I didn't know she wasn't single. Hold on, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Met my best mate about 20 years ago when his big sister used to babysit me. Met most of my mates through school or playing football. One of my good friends I might because I pumped his bird although I didn't know she wasn't single. Have you ever made a post where you haven't been desperate to let a bunch of internet strangers know you've had sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 My wife is a Yank who liked my Twitter patter about a dog called Mr Pish, and now here I am. Check out mrpish.com if you like btw. He's dead now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViktorVic Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 My ex-wife was a waitress at a restaurant I had to inspect for health code violation. Sometimes I think the entire marriage was an elaborate revenge scheme. At least we're still friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, JamieThomas said: My wife is a Yank who liked my Twitter patter about a dog called Mr Pish, and now here I am. Check out mrpish.com if you like btw. He's dead now. I felt like a right mug as I typed in 'Mr Pish' convinced that I had just been trolled a belter, but no, there it is in all it's dug travelling glory. I need to see footage of an American family reading the stories completely oblivious to what pish means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 That Mr Pish website is phenomenally bonkers. Fair play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, banana said: I reckon that fellah could take SlipperyP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, chomp my root said: I reckon that fellah could take SlipperyP. I'm personally waiting for @DA Baracus 's take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 On 15/07/2018 at 12:51, Granny Danger said: You’re missus is a granny? She’d give you a heart attack (though at least you’d die happy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She’d give you a heart attack (though at least you’d die happy). If my heart is going to give out it will be whilst watching United under our fuckwit manager and I won't die happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 If my heart is going to give out it will be whilst watching United under our fuckwit manager and I won't die happy.You’ll probably give yourself a heart attack by being an all around angry old c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 9 hours ago, JamieThomas said: My wife is a Yank who liked my Twitter patter about a dog called Mr Pish, and now here I am. Check out mrpish.com if you like btw. He's dead now. RIP Mr Pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: You’ll probably give yourself a heart attack by being an all around angry old c**t. Now you are just greenie hunting. Anyway, you will be younger than me when you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Now you are just greenie hunting. Anyway, you will be younger than me when you die. At this current rate then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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