coprolite Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Do you dye your hair? What were you thinking? You are fooling no one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Chinese bloke in my work dyes his hair. One day his dome is as white as a ghost, next day it’s as black as the ace of spades. Plus he’s a useless fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Chinese bloke in my work dyes his hair. One day his dome is as white as a ghost, next day it’s as black as the ace of spades. Plus he’s a useless fucker. An ex-colleague of mine used to (possibly still does) dye his hair a strawberry blond colour - we were in Hong Kong but neither of us are Chinese as far as I can tell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Chinese bloke in my work dyes his hair. One day his dome is as white as a ghost, next day it’s as black as the ace of spades. Plus he’s a useless fucker. Yep, my father-in-law did the same. Got the wife to do it for him, and I was warned not to mention it, as he didn't want people to notice. What the f**k goes through these people's minds? "I want to suddenly appear younger and sexier to everyone, but without them realising why"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: An ex-colleague of mine used to (possibly still does) dye his hair a strawberry blond colour - we were in Hong Kong but neither of us are Chinese as far as I can tell. Edited June 25, 2018 by BigFatTabbyDave Oh, Strawberry BLONDE. Sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: That's the guy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) If I get to near 50 without my hair being grey enough then I will dye some grey through it just incase people think I 'Just for Men' it. Edited June 25, 2018 by ShaggysBeard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Men who dye their hair are clearly insecure and probably have small dicks too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Dr Watson said: Men who dye their hair are clearly insecure and probably have small dicks too. My hair used to be grey but can now best be described as white. I would never consider dying it as I am not vain and I really could not be bothered. Men are judged less on their looks than women; particularly as they grow older. I will refrain from commenting on dick size. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 To be fair to the Dylon dudes, there was a study a while back that showed men in office jobs who dyed their grey hair were more likely to be in promoted positions than their greying comrades, the inference being that the men who appear older are more likely to be passed over or laid off entirely. That's a bit of a shite position to end up in, especially if you have to start feigning interest in the young person music and using words like "sick" and "broheim". Have any older, Dundee United-leaning P&Bers experienced ageism in its many forms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) Small patch of grey on one side which has been there since I was 21 or so but is recently starting to expand. Can't be fucked with the effort of dying my hair, I spend enough time trimming my nostrils and plucking relative antlers from my eyebrows to start worrying about that shit as well. Edited June 25, 2018 by Ross. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: To be fair to the Dylon dudes, there was a study a while back that showed men in office jobs who dyed their grey hair were more likely to be in promoted positions than their greying comrades, the inference being that the men who appear older are more likely to be passed over or laid off entirely. That's a bit of a shite position to end up in, especially if you have to start feigning interest in the young person music and using words like "sick" and "broheim". Have any older, Dundee United-leaning P&Bers experienced ageism in its many forms? I am an older Dundee United-leaning P&Ber who has been posting on her for quite a while and I have never experienced ageism. Not once. It is a very tolerant community. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 I've been pretty much completely grey since I was about 23 years old. Couldn't give a f**k. Never dyed it, never will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I am an older Dundee United-leaning P&Ber who has been posting on her for quite a while and I have never experienced ageism. Not once. It is a very tolerant community. Praise the Lord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Grey started at 23, now at 51 I’m onto a lovely shade of silver. Never gave a f**k and never will, men that dye their hair should be quite rightly laughed at 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Watson said: Men who dye their hair are clearly insecure and probably have small dicks too. I don't dye my hair but I do have a small dick. Breaking the mold 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 I tend to find that men who dye their grey hair are usually divorced and overweight. I have no idea if these are mutually exclusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 What kind of reprobate wouldn't want to look like his holiness Hamish French? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 I have 3 or 4 patches of grey/white hair that seem to be growing rapidly. Fully expect to be grey all over by the time I'm 30 but I'll still not dye it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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