banana Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One day, Im going to buy myself one of those machines that heats up your shaving foam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Top quality timepiece. Thank you. You buying, bought or nicking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 30 minutes ago, banana said: Plump triple-ply bog roll. You only get about four shites worth of wipage per roll, but it's worth it. You mean you don't have someone to wipe your ass for you? Loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 I guess mine would be the electricals. You won't see any unheard of Tesco branded electricals in my house. 1 is a big brand snob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, banana said: Thats the fella. One day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: You mean you don't have someone to wipe your ass for you? 11 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: 1 is a big brand snob if only one was similarly discerning about the use of frankly horrid american slang when referring to what I believe to be commonly known as the dirtbox - ass, indeed - moderators, please, if you would be so kind ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 22 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: You buying, bought or nicking? Bought. eta. not new, pre-owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 39 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. Everyone just letting this one pass? Fucking mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 48 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. You don't deserve feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. When he says "socks" he means his wife's tights, and when he says she "bought 48 pairs online" he means "I like to look myself in the eye in the mirror whilst pleasuring myself when wearing them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One day, Im going to buy myself one of those machines that heats up your shaving foam. There's 5 star luxury right there. Have you tried that face balm that just does the same job? A bit like Deep Heat. Very clever stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. I assume you will wear them again after they have been washed! I don’t like putting back on a pair of socks even if I have only worn them for an hour or so the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 27 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: When he says "socks" he means his wife's tights, and when he says she "bought 48 pairs online" he means "I like to look myself in the eye in the mirror whilst pleasuring myself when wearing them" I never took that from what he said but much prefer your version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Bought. eta. not new, pre-owned. Fuckright off with that. It's second fucking hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. I'm sure the Bangladeshi 7 year olds who made them say a prayer to you every morning at 4am as they start work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I know I'm going to get shot down for this but, socks. I can't abide wearing socks twice and there's almost nothing better than pulling on a brand new pair so when I got my current job a couple of years ago, the wife bought 48 pairs online. They're cheap but feel good being pulled on for the first time. So now she gets me a bulk order every couple of months and I always pull on a new pair of socks in the morning. This would put a serious strain on @throbber's finances... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Fuckright off with that. It's second fucking hand. Goes round once every minute apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I assume you will wear them again after they have been washed! No. That's the point. I'm probably saving the environment by not wasting energy and resources washing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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