Richey Edwards Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I don't. They take too long to dry your hands. Give me a paper towel any day. Those Dyson air blade things that M&S have in their toilets can GTF as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I don't. They take too long to dry your hands. Give me a paper towel any day. Those Dyson air blade things that M&S have in their toilets can GTF as well. Have you tried dangling your genitals in one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you tried dangling your genitals in one of them? In M&S? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: In M&S? Those Dyson ones are perfectly shaped to cradle the bollocks, giving them respite from their otherwise vertiginous descent to their owners’ ankles. @Granny Danger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Hand dryers spray tiny bits of shíte all over the area they are in. If you're going to use them, make sure you close your mouth. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 I like my hand dryer but it's her day off today. Another thing I'll have to do myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 They're very popular in Inverness - probably 'cos so many up there like to wear kilts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 What about those ones that are supposed to dispense soap, then water and then finally air to dry. What f*ckwit invented them. F*cking useless things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 The one in the bogs in the pub I used to frequent was called an "Airdri". Only one letter away from a Lanarkshire town being connected with soap and water for the first time in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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