Highland Capital Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Had Quebec voted Yes in 1980, the song that would've become their national anthem always doubles up as their version of Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 19 hours ago, Cerberus said: Saved Europe’s ass during the war. Not really true. Russia played a much bigger role and Britain was already 'saved'. A common myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Shout at me every time I say "c**t". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/2788387/edinburgh-kira-noble-all-clear-us-cancer-treatment-facebook-thanks/#comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Separate innocent children from their families and put them in concentration style camps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Shout at me every time I say "c**t". Do they shout "That's you!" after you say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 List their match fixtures the wrong way round. For example: Inverness Caledonian Thistle at Falkirk Alloa Athletic at Ross County Rangers at Aberdeen St Johnstone at Kilmarnock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Go to university to learn football (sorry "major in football"). Total waste of time. From day one it is obvious that it is not football - it is something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 On 15/06/2018 at 08:36, 19QOS19 said: On 15/06/2018 at 00:05, tamthebam said: Make rugby into an even worse game that it was Get confused by buses Elect an even worse republican president than the one before. Since the war they've had: Ike, then a crook, then an ex-American football player, then a senile actor, then a guy who threw up in Japan, then his moronic son, ,then another crook. American football isn't even remotely close to being like rugby. Apart from being played with the same shaped ball, allowing running with the ball, getting points for getting the ball over the end line, points for kicking the ball over a bar and between posts, tackling by hauling opponents down and restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face, it is completely different. As dissimilar as sailing and cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Fullerene said: List their match fixtures the wrong way round. For example: Inverness Caledonian Thistle at Falkirk Alloa Athletic at Ross County Rangers at Aberdeen St Johnstone at Kilmarnock I'm still a bit confused, could you give some more examples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Apart from being played with the same shaped ball, allowing running with the ball, getting points for getting the ball over the end line, points for kicking the ball over a bar and between posts, tackling by hauling opponents down and restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face, it is completely different. As dissimilar as sailing and cricket. "Same shaped ball" - so tennis and hockey are the same? "Running with the ball" - that's like saying cricket and baseball are the same because you can throw the ball."Points for getting the ball over the end line" - netball and basketball are the same because they have to get it through a hoop? "Points for kicking a ball over a bar and between the posts" - add Aussie rules football and Hurling to the sports the same as Rugby then? "Tackling by hauling opponents down" - the same way Judo and American Wrestling is the same. "Restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face" - A scrum and a line-up are again not even remotely similar apart from the fact they are facing each other. Anyone who genuinely believes the sports are similar has clearly never watched both games in full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: "Same shaped ball" - so tennis and hockey are the same? "Running with the ball" - that's like saying cricket and baseball are the same because you can throw the ball. "Points for getting the ball over the end line" - netball and basketball are the same because they have to get it through a hoop? "Points for kicking a ball over a bar and between the posts" - add Aussie rules football and Hurling to the sports the same as Rugby then? "Tackling by hauling opponents down" - the same way Judo and American Wrestling is the same. "Restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face" - A scrum and a line-up are again not even remotely similar apart from the fact they are facing each other. Anyone who genuinely believes the sports are similar has clearly never watched both games in full. You're forgetting one other crucial similarity. They're both utter shite liked exclusively by crushingly boring people in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 You're forgetting one other crucial similarity. They're both utter shite liked exclusively by crushingly boring people in this country. A don't watch rugby apart from some of the 6 Nations. It's not my favourite sport but I wouldn't class it as shite, I can see why people enjoy it. I enjoy American Football since I've started to understand it. I tend to find folk who slate it have never sat down and bothered to do this so instantly dismiss it as shite. Golf I find utterly eye bleeding to watch but again it has a big following so I'd be a moron to class it "shite". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: "Same shaped ball" - so tennis and hockey are the same? "Running with the ball" - that's like saying cricket and baseball are the same because you can throw the ball. "Points for getting the ball over the end line" - netball and basketball are the same because they have to get it through a hoop? "Points for kicking a ball over a bar and between the posts" - add Aussie rules football and Hurling to the sports the same as Rugby then? "Tackling by hauling opponents down" - the same way Judo and American Wrestling is the same. "Restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face" - A scrum and a line-up are again not even remotely similar apart from the fact they are facing each other. Anyone who genuinely believes the sports are similar has clearly never watched both games in full. You’ll be trying to tell me that baseball is different from rounders next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: A don't watch rugby apart from some of the 6 Nations. It's not my favourite sport but I wouldn't class it as shite, I can see why people enjoy it. I enjoy American Football since I've started to understand it. I tend to find folk who slate it have never sat down and bothered to do this so instantly dismiss it as shite. It's shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm still a bit confused, could you give some more examples? Second World War Germany at Poland Germany at Netherlands, Belgium and France Germany at Denmark and Norway Japan at Pearl Harbor Allies at Normandy Russians at Berlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Nobody mentioned they love killing school children during class. Thoughts and prayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Second World War Germany at Poland Germany at Netherlands, Belgium and France Germany at Denmark and Norway Japan at Pearl Harbor Allies at Normandy Russians at Berlin Got you now. Going back to the football, they'd probably say "Glaz-gow Black Sox at Aberdeen Highlanders." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Campaign against abortion saying the childs life is precious but demand the right to slaughter that same kid in school is more important than the precious life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Apart from being played with the same shaped ball, allowing running with the ball, getting points for getting the ball over the end line, points for kicking the ball over a bar and between posts, tackling by hauling opponents down and restarting play by having the big lads line up face to face, it is completely different. As dissimilar as sailing and cricket. well, my answer was going to be more succinct "boring, played with an oval ball, by cnuts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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