Savage Henry Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: TBF it looks as is some bits might have been quite a laugh for some folk - amusing hats, and the like... Spain and his fake moustache looks a bit like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverWolfe Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I've had to go abroad for a few stag dos and I just can't be arsed with it all. My own stag do consisted of casino, strip club, motorboat a big pair a diddies, home to pump the wife to be. Simple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Spain said: I've sorely misjudged. I'd like to offer my sincerest of apologies to the masses of P&B. You do better than any of us with dead people tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Been to a few stag dos, all have been excellent weekends/days and no stupid challenge pish went on. My own was in Dublin where my best man had arranged go karting, Guinness factory and a night of drinking. Was excellent.I arranged my mates in aviemore where we went white water rafting (a definite sobering experience after the night before), paintballing and some heavy drinking. As a previous merchant navy man I did make him wear a sailors costume on the way up and the 1st night.A good laugh with mates and lots of drink is the best idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Stripped naked, bound, lifted off the ground by the crane, smeared in oil, home for a bath, out and got smashed with a few mates, stripped naked again and thrown in the harbour which always has a film of oil and diesel on it, so back in for another bath. Awwww the good old days, all things considered, a few days in magaluf would have been just lovely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Whoever shags the most prostitutes gets a complimentary shot of aftershock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Going to the strippers is tragic, dickhead behaviour at any time, but doubly so for a stag do. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: Stripped naked, bound, lifted off the ground by the crane, smeared in oil, home for a bath, out and got smashed with a few mates, stripped naked again and thrown in the harbour which always has a film of oil and diesel on it, so back in for another bath. Awwww the good old days, all things considered, a few days in magaluf would have been just lovely What happened on your stag do though? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Going to the strippers is tragic, dickhead behaviour at any time, but doubly so for a stag do. Absolutely, considering you can get your hole off an escort for less than it costs to get a lap dance I seriously have no idea why guys bother. There’s nothing I can think of that i would enjoy less than being among a group of guys wanting a lads style piss up like Spain described that involved a trip to a strippers, I would genuinely take pneumonia for a weekend rather than suffer that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Absolutely, considering you can get your hole off an escort for less than it costs to get a lap dance I seriously have no idea why guys bother. There’s nothing I can think of that i would enjoy less than being among a group of guys wanting a lads style piss up like Spain described that involved a trip to a strippers, I would genuinely take pneumonia for a weekend rather than suffer that. Is a lap dance not about £20? If a prostitute is charging that I think she is better described as “toothless rock ho” than “escort” tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Is a lap dance not about £20? If a prostitute is charging that I think she is better described as “toothless rock ho” than “escort” tbh. Well even if a lap dance is £20 and you can get your hole for £40 I don’t see why anyone would opt for a lap dance. You can’t even have a chug when getting a lap dance ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: Well even if a lap dance is £20 and you can get your hole for £40 I don’t see why anyone would opt for a lap dance. You can’t even have a chug when getting a lap dance ffs. Again, I’d assume a £40 hooker is desperate for heroin and has all of the concomimant risk factors and ravages. I’m not advocating either but having sex with someone for £40 is far more concerning on the creepy, borderline rapey morality scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) Whatever happened to just getting pished? Just not a fan of fun to an itinerary - it's got too much of a whiff of works' Christmas night out about it... the best nights are invariably the ones that just happen organically. Have to admit, I've been to a lot of stag nights over the years, and there's only a handful I've actually enjoyed. Main problems for me are the fact that you've more often than not got three or four groups of people involved that don't know each other that well - current set of close mates, workmates, school/childhood friends and family who end up increasingly desperately trying to outdo each other in convincing each other they're having having The Best Time Ever. Add in the fact there'll inevitably be at least one Colin Huntesque under-the-thumber let out for the night who goes over the top from the get-go...you know the kind - two pints in an he's got his cock in someone's beer, four pints in and he's talking about scoring some Bobby Moores - and it's a recipe for most of them to be damp squibs if most folk are honest about it. Edited May 31, 2018 by Hillonearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Well even if a lap dance is £20 and you can get your hole for £40 I don’t see why anyone would opt for a lap dance. You can’t even have a chug when getting a lap dance ffs. You can if you wear a long coat with holes in the pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Brother Blades said: ETA- I was a little bit sick in my mouth when I read the bit about signing a ladies breasts. On 5/29/2018 at 16:36, Brother Blades said: I’d never get tired of punching her pus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I went to one about 4 years when we all stayed in a big rented house about 10 miles from Aviemore and it was probably the worst social experience in my life. There is nothing I hate more than not having my own space and not having to the option to f**k off out of a social situation if I had to so I really should have turned this one down, funnily enough it was my gf that suggested I should show face as I hadn’t seen the guy in years. The worst part of it was watching the brides brother getting teabagged, he is a very nice guy and it was obvious from the start he wasn’t comfortable there and ended up drinking too much and falling asleep on a couch. The teabagger was a short fat and hairy offshore worker who I had taken an immediate dislike to. There was something so morally wrong and distressing about the image of his balls going in and out this guys mouth, belly rubbing against his nose and pubes all over the poor guys face while a group of offshore workers who had spent the evening snorting coke and bragging how much money they made laughed hysterically whilst videoing the entire thing to show us all the next day. I’ll never forget the feeling of relief I felt when I was back in my girlfriends warm embrace at our flat in Edinburgh! I would like to go to an English game for my stag and stay in a holiday inn and be in bed for about 11 o clock at latest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: I went to one about 4 years when we all stayed in a big rented house about 10 miles from Aviemore and it was probably the worst social experience in my life. There is nothing I hate more than not having my own space and not having to the option to f**k off out of a social situation if I had to so I really should have turned this one down, funnily enough it was my gf that suggested I should show face as I hadn’t seen the guy in years. The worst part of it was watching the brides brother getting teabagged, he is a very nice guy and it was obvious from the start he wasn’t comfortable there and ended up drinking too much and falling asleep on a couch. The teabagger was a short fat and hairy offshore worker who I had taken an immediate dislike to. There was something so morally wrong and distressing about the image of his balls going in and out this guys mouth, belly rubbing against his nose and pubes all over the poor guys face while a group of offshore workers who had spent the evening snorting coke and bragging how much money they made laughed hysterically whilst videoing the entire thing to show us all the next day. I’ll never forget the feeling of relief I felt when I was back in my girlfriends warm embrace at our flat in Edinburgh! I would like to go to an English game for my stag and stay in a holiday inn and be in bed for about 11 o clock at latest. Throbber, this is absolutely fucking disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Throbber, this is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know, I was there. It’s put me off stag weekends anyway. I got an invite for a similar get together at a bothy in the middle of nowhere recently, no way was I going! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 What's the point of doing this sort of thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I don’t know, it’s just what laddish types who enjoy hanging about in large groups of men like doing to one another after a few drinks. It’s totally not my thing at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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