throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Spain seems to have deleted his horror story. I think Throbber has horrendous mates. Yeah, the guys I grew up with have ended up being the biggest liabilities but the friends I made in later life are pretty normal tbf. Would need to invite all of my oldest friends to my wedding and stag though because they would take great offence if they weren’t invited. Never cross your mind to report these sexual assaults to the police? No, if everyone went to the police in the aftermath of a teabagging not much police work would get done. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 12 hours ago, throbber said: I’ve probably been teabagged about 10 times (3 different guys) and have witnessed maybe 10 more. One guy teabagged me and used the picture as his bebo profile picture for 3 years. Bet you giggled girlishly each time and were really quite flattered by the attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 55 seconds onwards is glorious but 1:30 in is what we’re really talking about 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 17 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Legend Don't worry, I've quoted it in it full glory gore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 5 hours ago, throbber said: Yeah, the guys I grew up with have ended up being the biggest liabilities but the friends I made in later life are pretty normal tbf. Would need to invite all of my oldest friends to my wedding and stag though because they would take great offence if they weren’t invited. Why would you need to invite them? They sound like utter bellends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Why would you need to invite them? They sound like utter bellends. They invited me to their weddings and would take great exception to not being invited. It would be too much of a headache not to invite them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 36 minutes ago, throbber said: They invited me to their weddings and would take great exception to not being invited. It would be too much of a headache not to invite them. No it wouldn't. You're being a fucking moron here 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 No it wouldn't. You're being a fucking moron here I’m with DA on this, if people are arseholes, why include them in your life?Who cares if they are deeply offended? f**k them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: They invited me to their weddings and would take great exception to not being invited. It would be too much of a headache not to invite them. You really do come across as a pathetic individual. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: They invited me to their weddings and would take great exception to not being invited. It would be too much of a headache not to invite them. Did you tea bag them as well? If so then it's less like inviting your sexual abusers to your wedding, which would be very odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Did you tea bag them as well? If so then it's less like inviting your sexual abusers to your wedding, which would be very odd. I have never teabagged anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 No it wouldn't. You're being a fucking moron here My parents and their parents are still friends though and it would just stir up some shit. The guys are actually alright now, the disgusting incidents are long in the past and we have all moved on. I’ll just not ask any of them to be my best man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, throbber said: I have never teabagged anyone. I've never seen or heard of heterosexual boys or men doing this to each other before, maybe it's a Hebridean thing. Worst thing I saw was when I was about 14 and went back to my mate's house. They had a den in the back garden where he and his brother and another couple of boys were looking at dirty mags and wanking each other off. I made my excuses and left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Well this thread just took a turn for the worse....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 There's some fucking weirdos on this forum 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I've never seen or heard of heterosexual boys or men doing this to each other before, maybe it's a Hebridean thing. Worst thing I saw was when I was about 14 and went back to my mate's house. They had a den in the back garden where he and his brother and another couple of boys were looking at dirty mags and wanking each other off. I made my excuses and left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Just now, Silverton End said: He was literally talking about willys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I only dipped into this thread* after seeing it mentioned in the Dead Pool thread. Wish I hadn't bothered! What is wrong with some people? *pun intended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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