Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Anybody have any? Delighted to say I do not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Every time I have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Anybody have any? Delighted to say I do not Rottweiler tried to maul me once when I was about 6. I apparently managed to shove my heel into its eye with a misplaced kick to the snout which sent it packing. (I wasn’t bothering it before anyone jumps in, this was in Lochee park whilst I was minding my own business near the clubhouse/pavilion). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Kicked a live tortoise (which was probably quite angry) down a hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Turning to walk into mine - tall hedge, zero visibility round the corner - and was nearly twatted by an owl that was flying down the driveway at face level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Turning to walk into mine - tall hedge, zero visibility round the corner - and was nearly twatted by an owl that was flying down the driveway at face level. A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Just now, Peppino Impastato said: A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal Try having one miss your coupon by inches. While we're at it, neither does a fucking tortoise - or Mrs Throbber for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: A fkn owl? I don't think that qualifies as a deadly animal Still ahead of Mike Tyson in all time greats though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I kicked a giraffe to death once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: Rottweiler tried to maul me once when I was about 6. I apparently managed to shove my heel into its eye with a misplaced kick to the snout which sent it packing. (I wasn’t bothering it before anyone jumps in, this was in Lochee park whilst I was minding my own business near the clubhouse/pavilion). Defeats vicious animal in Primary two. Does nothing when father attacked in adulthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Defeats vicious animal in Primary two. Does nothing when father attacked in adulthood. One could say I was traumatised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 A hummingbird missed my head by inches a few months back. The dawn of every new day feels like a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 It's a bear you fucking nob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Caught a barracuda once in the Caribbean. When we landed it on the boat it was thrashing around at my feet. It had teeth like Jaws. Just as I thought it was about to get me, the boat owner came rushing across with a baseball bat and caved its skull in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that. I was within three feet of one of those today. Could've been me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I once trapped a spider under a glass and then ushered it out of the house. House spider my arse, that was a fecking tarantula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: The most deadly animal of all is man...think about that. No it's not. It's mosquitoes. By far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I once hit a honey badger from behind after an arguement over the Who wants to be a millionaire machine in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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