Brother Blades Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 The colour of the dog doesn't reflect the colour of it's shite. It most likely consumed a lot of bone. Yeah, but my mums dog is white, therefore I could eat a white dogs shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Second Tennents brother you have abused recently. U ok ***? xox He’s upset he’s in a land of no T. It’s a shame he’s lashing out but it makes sense now I think about it. I had my first pint of vitamin T tonight since Sunday and and it was bloody marvellous. I’m struggling to think of anything that would have made me more content for only £2.95. Stick in BB, you’ll get your reward before you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 31 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Ha ha, lol, you misogynistic fudbox. As I was saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Yeah, but my mums dog is white, therefore I could eat a white dogs shite. ^^^what a Kant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 At 21 I dumped a lassie by text message. She had a very debilitating illness and I decided I couldn't be arsed with it anymore. That one still makes me feel like an arsehole to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 At 21 I dumped a lassie by text message. She had a very debilitating illness and I decided I couldn't be arsed with it anymore. That one still makes me feel like an arsehole to this day. Were you f**k sending text messages at 21 ya auld duffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I really needed a shite this morning and knowing it was going to be a smelly fucker I went to use the toilets in an adjacent building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: At 21 I dumped a lassie by text message. She had a very debilitating illness and I decided I couldn't be arsed with it anymore. That one still makes me feel like an arsehole to this day. What was the illness? We need to know how much judgement to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What was the illness? We need to know how much judgement to make. Cacophobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Cacophobia. Had to look that up but completely agree 100%. I think she’s the lucky one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had to look that up but completely agree 100%. I think she’s the lucky one. Also microphallophobia. I'm amazed she survived the relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I used to work in a slaughterhouse. We had this thing we did with the new starts as a bit of a laugh where when they came in we’d give them a sledgehammer. Most of them would laugh and ask for the bolt gun because they’d come for the training day prior to starting, but this one guy obviously didnt come to it and just all morning long he killed cows with a huge sledgehammer. He looked really freaked out about it, I wanted to tell him but one of the other guys mick said to leave it til lunchtime in the canteen. Guy was a bit shaken up by lunch and didnt take the joke very well. Still feel bad to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Also microphallophobia. I'm amazed she survived the relationship. Being a long time sufferer, I didn’t have to look that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 I used to work in a slaughterhouse. We had this thing we did with the new starts as a bit of a laugh where when they came in we’d give them a sledgehammer. Most of them would laugh and ask for the bolt gun because they’d come for the training day prior to starting, but this one guy obviously didnt come to it and just all morning long he killed cows with a huge sledgehammer. He looked really freaked out about it, I wanted to tell him but one of the other guys mick said to leave it til lunchtime in the canteen. Guy was a bit shaken up by lunch and didnt take the joke very well. Still feel bad to this day. i reaply hope his is true in one way bit on the other hand you have created a serial killer! sleep well my friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 i reaply hope his is true in one way bit on the other hand you have created a serial killer! sleep well my friend! Youre new here arent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Shortly after moving into our current house I noticed that this cat was coming into our garden from over the fence on the left and shitting in our back garden. I would then scrape it up with a spade and throw it back over the fence. It was only after a few days that I got to speak to our neighbour, a lovely old lady aged about 90, who told me to make sure the kids watched out for cat crap because one had been going in her garden for a long time, and just recently it had got a lot worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What was the illness? We need to know how much judgement to make. Blindness. Poor girl still sitting at home waiting for KB to get back from the shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: At 21 I dumped a lassie by text message. She had a very debilitating illness and I decided I couldn't be arsed with it anymore. That one still makes me feel like an arsehole to this day. If it was whooping cough you could have had a great night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 13 hours ago, throbber said: I just watched a video of a woman taking a shit on the floor of a cafe and angrily throw it at members of staff. 8miles ideal woman imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Youre new here arent you?learning quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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