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this might crash and burn but worth a try. similar i suppose to the "things the lower classes do" but this is specific to things you have personally done.

 

To kick it off with something minor I have just made it home after a mad day absolutely starving and cant be arsed making tea. I am now eating a pot noodle that my ex girlfriend bought years ago and left in the cupboard. this monstrosity went out of date in october 16.

 

This i am not proud of! anyone else have any stories?

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Once chucked a guys schoolbag out the school bus window on the A71. He started crying so we started to heat up pennies with lighters and threw them at him. He told his maw so we smashed his livingroom window in case they phoned the 5-0.

 

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Hitting my limit at 5 regular daters/fuckbuddies at a time, mentally exhausting.

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29 minutes ago, HMFC Mitchy said:

Once chucked a guys schoolbag out the school bus window on the A71. He started crying so we started to heat up pennies with lighters and threw them at him. He told his maw so we smashed his livingroom window in case they phoned the 5-0.

 

Do you feel bad about it?

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In a trendyish pub in London, not chosen by me. I went to the bog, I'd just arrived from another place and was bursting. I rushed in, seen  a trough and went for it. It seemed a bit high, but I tippy toed and let go. Only then did I see the taps and the soap and the lower trough on an adjacent wall.

I might as well admit this happened on Tuesday in Brewdog near Bank.

 

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this might crash and burn but worth a try. similar i suppose to the "things the lower classes do" but this is specific to things you have personally done.
 
To kick it off with something minor I have just made it home after a mad day absolutely starving and cant be arsed making tea. I am now eating a pot noodle that my ex girlfriend bought years ago and left in the cupboard. this monstrosity went out of date in october 16.
 
This i am not proud of! anyone else have any stories?


???????? yir arse will be like a Japanese flag

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Stole a mouse from school. Had a plan to keep him as a pet so named him Harvey. 

Get home and need to keep him hidden, so put him in my bedroom drawer. Harvey isn't in a good place mentally and is constantly shiting himself and my whole room is bogging. No way I could keep Harvey. 

So I chucked him out my bedroom window :(

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8 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

Stole a mouse from school. Had a plan to keep him as a pet so named him Harvey. 

Get home and need to keep it hidden, so keep him in my drawer. Harvey isn't in a good place and is constantly shiting himself and my whole room is bogging. No way I could keep Harvey. 

So I chucked him out my window :(

If it makes you feel any better, I once put a new-born baby rabbit inside a white poly bag and repeatedly smashed it off the harl on the side of the house until Death took it from us. 

I was very young, the rabbit's bloody leg had been bitten off by it's mother (it fell out the hutch and the mother evidently didn't want it when we put the kit back in) and I was told to do it by a certain so-called responsible adult who told me that taking it to the vet to be put down would be expensive and simply prolong the poor thing's misery. Therefore the most obvious, economic and kindest thing to do was bludgeoned it to death against a wall. 

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1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said:

If it makes you feel any better, I once put a new-born baby rabbit inside a white poly bag and repeatedly smashed it off the harl on the side of the house until Death took it from us. 

I was very young, the rabbit's bloody leg had been bitten off by it's mother (it fell out the hutch and the mother evidently didn't want it when we put the kit back in) and I was told to do it by a certain so-called responsible adult who told me that taking it to the vet to be put down would be expensive and simply prolong the poor thing's misery. Therefore the most obvious, economic and kindest thing to do was bludgeoned it to death against a wall. 

There must be medals for this sort of thing!

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3 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

 

 

Fuckin hell, I didn't realise we had so many potential serial killers in our midst. 

Posted without a hint of irony.

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1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Posted without a hint of irony.

I only do it because it's part of the job description. You boys are just evil. I hope a big f**k off tortoise boots you down a hill in the afterlife. 

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I just watched a video of a woman taking a shit on the floor of a cafe and angrily throw it at members of staff.

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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

I just watched a video of a woman taking a shit on the floor of a cafe and angrily throw it at members of staff.

^^^^  Your Preferred Niche Porn Thread

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^^^^  Your Preferred Niche Porn Thread


I didn’t say that I masturbated over it!

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