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2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Car crash...same old, same old.

And getting it blamed on the paparazzi. Subtle though, just keep her locked away till after the wedding.

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The thing about all this fucking fuss is the waster is sixth in line to the throne and he could go further down the list sooner than he goes up it. It’s only marginally less likely that I’ll become King.

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It’s a strange but pleasant phenomenon that the vast majority of the denizens of P&B are spot on on issue such as Scottish Independence, the parasitic royals, Trump, etc.

If there was a global disaster and the only folk left were P&B posters then it would not be too bad*

* terms and conditions apply.

 

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"I've accidentally run to Windsor. Yeah, I've mistakenly run to Windsor. I didn't mean to, it's just the endorphins kicked in and I couldn't stop. My legs are gone, man. I'm a jelly. I'm paralysed. It feels fucking brilliant!" 

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Okay.  Red Alert.

There is a certain section of the population  who cannot be trusted.

They may regarded the Royal Family as a bunch of vomitworthy shites but all the same they like a good wedding.

"Oh what a lovely dress."

"Does that look like a wonderful bouquet of flowers."

Aargh.

Avoid any invitation to visit your Aunt Grizelda on Saturday and especially if you don't have an Aunt Grizelda.

In other words, if you want to avoid this wedding completely then you need to have a plan in place to ensure you don't see it.

You have been warned.

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7 minutes ago, Fullerene said:

Okay.  Red Alert.

There is a certain section of the population  who cannot be trusted.

They may regarded the Royal Family as a bunch of vomitworthy shites but all the same they like a good wedding.

"Oh what a lovely dress."

"Does that look like a wonderful bouquet of flowers."

Aargh.

Avoid any invitation to visit your Aunt Grizelda on Saturday and especially if you don't have an Aunt Grizelda.

In other words, if you want to avoid this wedding completely then you need to have a plan in place to ensure you don't see it.

You have been warned.

Listen to Off the Ball.

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The only thing worse that people in the UK who give a shite are people in Canada who give a shite and are getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning to watch this nonsense like some of the middle aged women in my office are planning to do, one announced in a team meeting today how proud of herself she is that she's getting up at 4 AM to watch it.  

 

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The only thing worse that people in the UK who give a shite are people in Canada who give a shite and are getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning to watch this nonsense like some of the middle aged women in my office are planning to do, one announced in a team meeting today how proud of herself she is that she's getting up at 4 AM to watch it.  
 


I’ll see your Canadicunts and raise you the Americunt cousins who are not only wetting themselves in excitement but worse...take it for granted that I am equally giddy. Had an argument with one today who refused to believe that I wouldn’t be watching it.

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll watch at least some of it”
“No. I won’t.”
“I’m sure you will”

Just fukc off.
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