welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Good to see that MI6 haven't lost their touch. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6306351/meghan-markle-sister-samantha-news-hospital-picture-car-crash-injuries/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 What a shower of craven lickspittles those folk camped out in Windsor are. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 41 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Good to see that MI6 haven't lost their touch. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6306351/meghan-markle-sister-samantha-news-hospital-picture-car-crash-injuries/ Car crash...same old, same old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Car crash...same old, same old. And getting it blamed on the paparazzi. Subtle though, just keep her locked away till after the wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) The thing about all this fucking fuss is the waster is sixth in line to the throne and he could go further down the list sooner than he goes up it. It’s only marginally less likely that I’ll become King. Edited May 17, 2018 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Parasitic freakshow. Off with their heads. BBC are doing their best, to boot the absolute arse out of it, and it's not even the wedding day. Nauseating sycophants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 It’s a strange but pleasant phenomenon that the vast majority of the denizens of P&B are spot on on issue such as Scottish Independence, the parasitic royals, Trump, etc. If there was a global disaster and the only folk left were P&B posters then it would not be too bad* * terms and conditions apply. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 "I've accidentally run to Windsor. Yeah, I've mistakenly run to Windsor. I didn't mean to, it's just the endorphins kicked in and I couldn't stop. My legs are gone, man. I'm a jelly. I'm paralysed. It feels fucking brilliant!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 How much of a fanny would you have to be to give the slightest f**k about this utter shite. Hope it rains like fk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 "I've accidentally run to Windsor. Yeah, I've mistakenly run to Windsor. I didn't mean to, it's just the endorphins kicked in and I couldn't stop. My legs are gone, man. I'm a jelly. I'm paralysed. It feels fucking brilliant!" Thats the same creepy c**t who camped outside Kates hospital with the dolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Thats the same creepy c**t who camped outside Kates hospital with the dolls. To be fair it's been a big couple weeks for the guy and I am happy for him. Imagine his life for the rest of the year. Edited May 17, 2018 by Margaret Thatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Donna's hotter in Suits. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 31 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Thats the same creepy c**t who camped outside Kates hospital with the dolls. ^^^First name creepy c**t^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 ^^^First name creepy c**t^^^ ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: ? "Kate". First name terms. "Her sponginess" is much more apt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Okay. Red Alert. There is a certain section of the population who cannot be trusted. They may regarded the Royal Family as a bunch of vomitworthy shites but all the same they like a good wedding. "Oh what a lovely dress." "Does that look like a wonderful bouquet of flowers." Aargh. Avoid any invitation to visit your Aunt Grizelda on Saturday and especially if you don't have an Aunt Grizelda. In other words, if you want to avoid this wedding completely then you need to have a plan in place to ensure you don't see it. You have been warned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Okay. Red Alert. There is a certain section of the population who cannot be trusted. They may regarded the Royal Family as a bunch of vomitworthy shites but all the same they like a good wedding. "Oh what a lovely dress." "Does that look like a wonderful bouquet of flowers." Aargh. Avoid any invitation to visit your Aunt Grizelda on Saturday and especially if you don't have an Aunt Grizelda. In other words, if you want to avoid this wedding completely then you need to have a plan in place to ensure you don't see it. You have been warned. Listen to Off the Ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The only thing worse that people in the UK who give a shite are people in Canada who give a shite and are getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning to watch this nonsense like some of the middle aged women in my office are planning to do, one announced in a team meeting today how proud of herself she is that she's getting up at 4 AM to watch it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The only thing worse that people in the UK who give a shite are people in Canada who give a shite and are getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning to watch this nonsense like some of the middle aged women in my office are planning to do, one announced in a team meeting today how proud of herself she is that she's getting up at 4 AM to watch it. I’ll see your Canadicunts and raise you the Americunt cousins who are not only wetting themselves in excitement but worse...take it for granted that I am equally giddy. Had an argument with one today who refused to believe that I wouldn’t be watching it. “Oh, I’m sure you’ll watch at least some of it”“No. I won’t.”“I’m sure you will”Just fukc off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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