CaspianChris Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: The simple solution is an indoor pool. I have no problems with ducks. A couple of poolside saltwater crocodiles will deal with the duck problem and any other invading wildlife as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 A couple of poolside saltwater crocodiles will deal with the duck problem and any other invading wildlife as well.Should drop a few of them off at Govan............... Help get rid of Scotland's shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Just put a load of cling film over the pool. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Just put a load of cling film over the pool.Or take all the water out.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 But then it wouldn't be a pool so much as a hole................ But no ducks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Pull My Strings said: Sounds legit, mate. Not strictly true the way he worded it but not a million miles from the truth. There are calls for catholic schools to be allowed to discriminate against pupils based on their sexual orientation. I would suggest that's more of a religious problem than Australian culture's. Anyway, I think Granny's trying to get one over on me by insinuating that Australian politics somehow reflects badly on me. The silly old c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Not strictly true the way he worded it but not a million miles from the truth. There are calls for catholic schools to be allowed to discriminate against pupils based on their sexual orientation. I would suggest that's more of a religious problem than Australian culture's. Anyway, I think Granny's trying to get one over on me by insinuating that Australian politics somehow reflects badly on me. The silly old c**t. Granny's never been one for nuance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Sorry I'm confused now.............are the ducks Catholic ?? Or is it just the gay ones ? [emoji85] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: Sorry I'm confused now.............are the ducks Catholic ?? Or is it just the gay ones ? Are any of them playing tomorrow? Full back slots are up for grabs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 35 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: I thought he was making it up but I’m obviously wrong. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 51 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Anyway, I think Granny's trying to get one over on me by insinuating that Australian politics somehow reflects badly on me. The silly old c**t. Not at all; duck issues aside I think you’ll fit in well there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 21 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Eta see the cat there, acting all hard behind a fence. Minter. Could easily get under the fence too but it's too much of a....pussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Could easily get under the fence too but it's too much of a....pussy.Finally we are getting the Dundee Utd thread we all deserve. Any updates on duck activity Dee Man?Whats the eta on the small crocodile which was very clearly the best idea for duck control? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: FTFY I thought you were being a credulous fool, tbf. I wouldn't ever doubt your honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomer Brown Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: Sorry I'm confused now.............are the ducks Catholic ?? Or is it just the gay ones ? I thought it was the frogs that are gay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomer Brown Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Pull My Strings said: Granny's never been one for nuance. who are you calling a nonce? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Finally we are getting the Dundee Utd thread we all deserve. Any updates on duck activity Dee Man? Whats the eta on the small crocodile which was very clearly the best idea for duck control? Strangely neither of them turned up today for the first day in about 3 weeks. I'm guessing they've either been reading this thread or they've been scared off by our new tiki head statue. If they don't turn up tomorrow I'm going to have to cancel the crocodiles. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Strangely neither of them turned up today for the first day in about 3 weeks. I'm guessing they've either been reading this thread or they've been scared off by our new tiki head statue. If they don't turn up tomorrow I'm going to have to cancel the crocodiles. Very phallic if you dont mind me saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 17:52, Dee Man said: Oz, pool, blue skies, yet a shocking lack of a barbie in this pic BTW. Also, where's the barbeque? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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