Dee Man Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Hmmm.... So do ducks just shite as they swim? Had never thought about it. Thought they might come out and shite on dry land. Or maybe whilst on the wing.... Pics? The ducks or the shite? I have one pic in my gallery of just the one duck with one of the cats pretending to stalk it when in actual fact it is a shitebag if the ducks get too close. Btw, the unicorns aren't real, they are inflatable cup holders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 The ducks or the shite? I have one pic in my gallery of just the one duck with one of the cats pretending to stalk it when in actual fact it is a shitebag if the ducks get too close. Btw, the unicorns aren't real, they are inflatable cup holders. Nice. And I really do like ducks. But do they shite as they swim? Thats the crux of the issue here. Eta see the cat there, acting all hard behind a fence. Minter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nice. And I really do like ducks. But do they shite as they swim? Thats the crux of the issue here. Eta see the cat there, acting all hard behind a fence. Minter. I don't know whether they stay still in the water while they literally drop the browns off at the pool or just do their business on the move. Either way, their shit sits at the bottom of the pool when they leave and they don't maake an effort to clean it up. They don't wipe their arses either, the dirty c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: It is fucking magic, although the two ducks that have started swimming about in my pool on a daily basis are starting to do my head in as I'm having to clean up their shit from the water. Thanks for asking. How are you enjoying The Championship? Wasn’t aware of the duck shit issue in Australia. For some bizarre reason the news reports focus on the misogyny, corruption, racism and climate denying issues. Not sure why they rank more importantly than duck shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 29 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Wasn’t aware of the duck shit issue in Australia. For some bizarre reason the news reports focus on the misogyny, corruption, racism and climate denying issues. Not sure why they rank more importantly than duck shit. Well when you put it like that I wish I'd stayed in the UK now as none of those issues are ever on the news there. Boy, am I on a downer now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FifeArab Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Listened to the gaffer's press confrence for Saturday, I've missed this, a manager that doesn't waffle shit and one that actually talks sense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 41 minutes ago, FifeArab said: Listened to the gaffer's press confrence for Saturday, I've missed this, a manager that doesn't waffle shit and one that actually talks sense. Did he have any suggestions on duck deterrents? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Wasn’t aware of the duck shit issue in Australia. For some bizarre reason the news reports focus on the misogyny, corruption, racism and climate denying issues. Not sure why they rank more importantly than duck shit. Reluctant as I am to take sides with a blue-nosed sandgroper, you really shouldn't take what you read in the papers at face value. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Did he have any suggestions on duck deterrents? A brown snake or small crocodile trained to hunt ducks only should keep them away from the pool and probably any other wildlife that might think of invading the pool as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Did he have any suggestions on duck deterrents? You could employ Shabba Laszlo to talk to them. After a few hours listening to him they will gladly drown themselves. Tremendous pool btw. Shaped like Jocky Scott's barnet in its prime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Pool's a bit wee for my tastes. More like a big bath than an actual swimming pool. I reckon Dee Man can barely get a single stroke in before he's finished. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve55 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Just thought i would share: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 38 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: I reckon Dee Man can barely get a single stroke in before he's finished. Fnar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Reluctant as I am to take sides with a blue-nosed sandgroper, you really shouldn't take what you read in the papers at face value. This isn’t the place but I’d be happy to take the debate over to the politics forum. Schools having the right to ban gay pupils being the latest example of this unenlightened country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 This isn’t the place but I’d be happy to take the debate over to the politics forum. Schools having the right to ban gay pupils being the latest example of this unenlightened country. And don't forget their Ducks with no sense of responsibility and scant regard for people's property or public decency............... God those fowl make me so angry....my grandad died in the war for the likes of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Reluctant as I am to take sides with a blue-nosed sandgroper, you really shouldn't take what you read in the papers at face value. Granny's Bibles are The Guardian and CNN, have some pity on the aged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Here are some musings to get you through today if you have a spare ten minutes or so - Partick Preview and Squad Update Neilson Arrival 2017/18 Squad - Where Are They Now? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: This isn’t the place but I’d be happy to take the debate over to the politics forum. Schools having the right to ban gay pupils being the latest example of this unenlightened country. Sounds legit, mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, Pull My Strings said: Sounds legit, mate. That’s too cryptic for me. Are you questioning the authenticity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Dirty Arab 83 said: And don't forget their Ducks with no sense of responsibility and scant regard for people's property or public decency............... God those fowl make me so angry....my grandad died in the war for the likes of them. The simple solution is an indoor pool. I have no problems with ducks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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