Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Arbroath. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnitedLoon63 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 the most infuriating player you're ever likely to see. No-one will beat Nadir Ciftci 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 28 minutes ago, UnitedLoon63 said: No-one will beat Nadir Ciftci The only hungry united player this decade..... Get it? Hungry? Because he is a cannibal....and bites people...... Nevermind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 (edited) Friday Quote “Unfortunately, I am not so happy about it because you have to look at the rules. “You have just three (substitute) changes so the rest of the team are sitting on the outside. “I would suggest that if the SPFL want to play the League Cup in the pre-season... let the teams change five players during games. “That would give a chance for every team to build up. This is just my opinion – a suggestion.” Saturday Quote Spoiler Edited July 14, 2018 by banana 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle4eva Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 18 minutes ago, Crawford said: The only hungry united player this decade..... Get it? Hungry? Because he is a cannibal....and bites people...... Nevermind. Thought he was fae turkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Thought Clark would bag a hat-trick in this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DAVIDB69 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Luggy by Christmas. Dodds assistant.Luggy as a manager , his day has been and gone.I know he is around as a figurehead type character but he is not well enough for management 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 I never thought this day would come, but I hereby announce my decision to stop mocking Dundee United. This may not be a permanent arrangement, but I can't see the circumstances changing in the foreseeable future. Many years ago, when Dundee United were a top-tier club, I took great delight in their failures. As time has gone by, these opportunities for laughter have become more and more regular. As is the case with almost every good thing in the world, too much of it can eventually lead to a lessened sense of satisfaction. In short, I no longer smile when I see that Dundee United have been defeated by the likes of Arbroath. As much as it pains me to say it, I feel nothing but pity. With the exception of Celtic and the Rangers, it feels unsavoury to kick a man when he's down. Today is the day I've finally come to accept that Dundee United aren't relevant enough to make fun of anymore. With this in mind, I will now be turning my attention to St. Mirren instead. It's an easy decision. They are based in Paisley, some of their fans are irritating and - most importantly - they play in the Scottish Premiership. A final thank you to Dundee United for providing me with endless moments of happiness in recent years. But the fun is over. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: I never thought this day would come, but I hereby announce my decision to stop mocking Dundee United. This may not be a permanent arrangement, but I can't see the circumstances changing in the foreseeable future. Many years ago, when Dundee United were a top-tier club, I took great delight in their failures. As time has gone by, these opportunities for laughter have become more and more regular. As is the case with almost every good thing in the world, too much of it can eventually lead to a lessened sense of satisfaction. In short, I no longer smile when I see that Dundee United have been defeated by the likes of Arbroath. As much as it pains me to say it, I feel nothing but pity. With the exception of Celtic and the Rangers, it feels unsavoury to kick a man when he's down. Today is the day I've finally come to accept that Dundee United aren't relevant enough to make fun of anymore. With this in mind, I will now be turning my attention to St. Mirren instead. It's an easy decision. They are based in Paisley, some of their fans are irritating and - most importantly - they play in the Scottish Premiership. A final thank you to Dundee United for providing me with endless moments of happiness in recent years. But the fun is over. They drew mate. Good effort by Shabba and the lads, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy23 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: I never thought this day would come, but I hereby announce my decision to stop mocking Dundee United. This may not be a permanent arrangement, but I can't see the circumstances changing in the foreseeable future. Many years ago, when Dundee United were a top-tier club, I took great delight in their failures. As time has gone by, these opportunities for laughter have become more and more regular. As is the case with almost every good thing in the world, too much of it can eventually lead to a lessened sense of satisfaction. In short, I no longer smile when I see that Dundee United have been defeated by the likes of Arbroath. As much as it pains me to say it, I feel nothing but pity. With the exception of Celtic and the Rangers, it feels unsavoury to kick a man when he's down. Today is the day I've finally come to accept that Dundee United aren't relevant enough to make fun of anymore. With this in mind, I will now be turning my attention to St. Mirren instead. It's an easy decision. They are based in Paisley, some of their fans are irritating and - most importantly - they play in the Scottish Premiership. A final thank you to Dundee United for providing me with endless moments of happiness in recent years. But the fun is over. We look forward to renewing the rivalry when you join us down here next year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 6 days until Friday... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 1 minute ago, jagfox99 said: They drew mate. Good effort by Shabba and the lads, imo. It's a slight technicality, but they came out of the match with 1 point and Arbroath came out of the match with 2 points. I consider Arbroath to be the winners on this occasion. But you're right, they've earned a valuable point which could be crucial in the battle for 3rd place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle4eva Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: They drew mate. Good effort by Shabba and the lads, imo. Barton to be player manager by Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Would a picture of a cat cheer up you dayglo fandangs? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Baker Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would a picture of a cat cheer up you dayglo fandangs? It probably won't!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Would a picture of a cat cheer up you dayglo fandangs?Hope that’s not the same scarf you use for your stranglewanks while listening to hand in glove and licking your Morrisey poster? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeeunited83 Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 Apparently mcmullan and keatings told they can leaveKeatings id be disappointed if he leaves, he’s got something to offer I think McMullan could not give a flying f**k absolutely dreadful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, dundeeunited83 said: Apparently mcmullan and keatings told they can leave Keatings id be disappointed if he leaves, he’s got something to offer I think McMullan could not give a flying f**k absolutely dreadful Does that mean we're getting in 5 new players not 3? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would a picture of a cat cheer up you dayglo fandangs? It's preferable to a picture of a racist singer, I suppose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 14, 2018 Share Posted July 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would a picture of a cat cheer up you dayglo fandangs? Why's it wearing a Rangers scarf? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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