Granny Danger Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 minute ago, ArabianKnight said: Right that's plenty ffs GD ^^^ Owns a tattoo parlour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 38 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone who has that amount of tattoos is a fucking twat. I’m not bothered which team they support. There is a direct negative correlation between the amount of tattoos on your body and your IQ. you wot m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Jim McLean reacts to modern footballers' tattoos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Augusin Mervic signs, 18-year old Argentinian centre-back, 6'3. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Those tattoos are horrendous. Anne Budge. Letter to Dad. Ace of Spades. Something about changing your smile. Dice roll. Illuminati. Dressing room character IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacArab Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone who has that amount of tattoos is a fucking twat. I’m not bothered which team they support. There is a direct negative correlation between the amount of tattoos on your body and your IQ. I don’t give a f**k how many tattoos the fucker has, as long as he is good at football. As for IQ - That’s not important either (purely from a matchday performance perspective). Goodie was thick as f**k (and had plenty of tats tbf) but was still fantastic for us. If this tatooed legend/fuckwit* helps us get out of this fucking league, he’ll do for me. *delete as appropriate 5 games in........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 38 minutes ago, banana said: Anne Budge. Letter to Dad. Ace of Spades. Something about changing your smile. Dice roll. Illuminati. Dressing room character IMO. If you squint at upside down Ann Budge it looks like David Hopkin. What does it all mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: If you squint at upside down Ann Budge it looks like David Hopkin. What does it all mean? I think I've cracked part of it. If you remove all the letters from David Hopkin that are also in Anne Budge, and vise versa, the resultant anagrams are 'VIP ink ho' (self-explanatory) and 'bungee' (the tattoo is of course Budge bungee-jumping). The rest requires the full brainpower of P&B imo. Edited June 1, 2018 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 49 minutes ago, MacArab said: I don’t give a f**k how many tattoos the fucker has, as long as he is good at football. As for IQ - That’s not important either (purely from a matchday performance perspective). Goodie was thick as f**k (and had plenty of tats tbf) but was still fantastic for us. If this tatooed legend/fuckwit* helps us get out of this fucking league, he’ll do for me. *delete as appropriate 5 games in........ It has nothing to do with his footballing skills and more that people with those amounts of tattoos are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: The **** Dundee United seethe/torment in full swing on Twitter with Aird moving to United. Do you really think he cares that big Jim from Hamilton "hope u keep them down". FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 FTFY. I’d be more than happy if we sign a monster CB with an upside down pentangle on his forehead. But a bow tie?Wrong on so many levels.You took this picture in Carnoustie, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, Reverend Maynard said: You took this picture in Carnoustie, right? Monifieth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Shedboy Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Monifieth. There's a guy with more coverage than that in Barnhill. Definitely a bnb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacArab Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: It has nothing to do with his footballing skills and more that people with those amounts of tattoos are c***s. I’m kinda at the stage Granny, where I don’t care anymore if we have a team full of total and utter c***s, as long as they are a better team than everyone else. It’s scruples being left at the door time, I want out of this shitehole. Besides; I left some booty stashed at the Top of the League hoose, under the misapprehension we’d be back in there at some stage last season. Hopefully those fuckers from Paisley never found it, as I want it back..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccanarab Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: It has nothing to do with his footballing skills and more that people with those amounts of tattoos are c***s. Granny by name granny by nature. Guarantee you think they should bring back national service, the belt and separate buses... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, Buccanarab said: Granny by name granny by nature. Guarantee you think they should bring back national service, the belt and separate buses... Bring back separate buses? You will have to explain that one to me. PS no to the other two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Arab 83 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Johnny Russell had a few tattoo's , not a bad player.................... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: If you squint at upside down Ann Budge it looks like David Hopkin. What does it all mean? He's a bit of a mixed up individual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 13 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Masonic tatt, next to the DAB badge. And his mum/mom on one arm, presumably so he can maintain eye contact with her when masturbating if she’s not around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 He's a bit of a mixed up individual? I thought it was meant to be Collin Hendry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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