SlipperyP Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 ^^^never had earache before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 ^^^never had earache before. Oh I have had earache [emoji16] and the earache was way worse [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 No steak pie and Tennents yet folks, although the past few days have been interesting. After ignoring the doctors advice (what do they know really) I left hospital Tuesday night. It wasn’t long before I was back on the bathroom floor vomiting where I stayed until early hours Thursday when I started spewing blood. The other half dragged me straight back to A&E where I was sent for tests and X-rays. Nothing in the results was too worrying so they put the blood down to an Asophageal tear due to a week of constant vomiting. Still unsure as to the cause of illness though. So after 36 hours of IV fluids and anti sickness, I’m starting to feel like I’ll maybe just pull through. Also just went for my first shit in about a week, which consisted of about 3 litres of brown putrid water.I’m currently lying in the bed, eating a calypso Ice lolly (first meal in 9 days) and watching Ray Mears. All being well, I’m getting home tomorrow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 No steak pie and Tennents yet folks But it’s the weekend you c**t!Glad you’re on the mend really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 No steak pie and Tennents yet folks, although the past few days have been interesting. After ignoring the doctors advice (what do they know really) I left hospital Tuesday night. It wasn’t long before I was back on the bathroom floor vomiting where I stayed until early hours Thursday when I started spewing blood. The other half dragged me straight back to A&E where I was sent for tests and X-rays. Nothing in the results was too worrying so they put the blood down to an Asophageal tear due to a week of constant vomiting. Still unsure as to the cause of illness though. So after 36 hours of IV fluids and anti sickness, I’m starting to feel like I’ll maybe just pull through. Also just went for my first shit in about a week, which consisted of about 3 litres of brown putrid water.I’m currently lying in the bed, eating a calypso Ice lolly (first meal in 9 days) and watching Ray Mears. All being well, I’m getting home tomorrow! Fuckin man up, you absolute pansy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Walk it off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Walk it off. Probably a thing I should be less proud of, but in Amsterdam my friend believed he was having a heart attack...typical morning after the night before shite. Me and my other pal headed off to the pub and left him to calm down and sort his shite out. Soon enough he phones and asks we come back so we did. He wanted me to sort him an Uber to the nearest hospital, I check and it’s €18! f**k that, “it’s two minutes up the road, we’ll walk it...it’ll do you good” I told my pal who genuinely believed he was having a heart attack. I told him to walk off a heart attack. The big fire beckons. 12 hours in hospital on a drip and what not and he was fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 No purvey for Monkman then? Selfish fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No purvey for Monkman then? Selfish fucker. Give it time. His fridge must still be full of stuff - he's not been eating it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, The DA said: Give it time. His fridge must still be full of stuff - he's not been eating it. He just shat and vomitted himself inside out. I won't be eating anything he's been near. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 On 11/05/2018 at 09:25, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said: I had a blocked ear and went to my local GP. I'd go as far as saying it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I take it he wasn't a Japanese Locum (Billy Connolly story.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No purvey for Monkman then? Selfish fucker. He's remarkably coherent for someone who's dying. At it, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Lets scatter his ashes at Wellpark. Its what he would jave wanted, and the classy among us can go on the tour in his honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No purvey for Monkman then? Selfish fucker. Will there be steak pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Lets scatter his ashes at Wellpark. Its what he would jave wanted, and the classy among us can go on the tour in his honour. Pour out a Vitamin T for da Monkman (RIP-ish) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Since last july i have had prostatitis. Anyone else had that? Was put on ani-biotics for it. Apparently at its height my PSA levels were up at 31 (they are supposed to be at 0 at my age) last few times they have been tested they have sat at 3.8, to go back in November to be tested again. Having to drink more water now and watch my diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I've got a boil in my armpit. Not pleasant but a good excuse or doing fuckall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) I’ve caught a bug on the second week of my holiday. Don’t feel like doing anything but lying around. Pretty pissed off. Everything from the chemist costs €6 for some reason! Edited May 27, 2018 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I’ve caught a bug on the second week of my holiday. Don’t feel like doing anything but lying around. Pretty pissed off. Everything from the chemist costs €6 for some reason! Hope you’ve got a big dose of the shits, you old arab b*****d. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 (edited) Sore jaw today. Got pinned down, Gulliver style with some croquet goals round my neck, feet hands. Then dared my daughter to put a croquet ball in my mouth and then belt it away with the mallet. Her aim was decent but not perfect. Edited May 27, 2018 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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