johnnydun Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 @ICTChris whats wrong with your bleeding bum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 [mention=198]ICTChris[/mention] whats wrong with your bleeding bum? E. coli or some other type of food poisoning. Need to submit a sample. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: E. coli or some other type of food poisoning. Need to submit a sample. Pics of GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: E. coli or some other type of food poisoning. Need to submit a sample. Have you been let home? I would disinfect that toilet bowl pronto mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 Have you been let home? I would disinfect that toilet bowl pronto mate.Yeah I’m feeling better now. I just went to out of hours, I haven’t had any blood appear since yesterday morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Yeah I’m feeling better now. I just went to out of hours, I haven’t had any blood appear since yesterday morning. So you're no longer selling all your stuff then ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post budmiester1 Posted September 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 23/05/2018 at 08:52, budmiester1 said: A few years ago I started to get some pains and tingling in my hands, went to the doctor and he said probably a trapped nerve in my neck but just to make sure he took some blood for tests, couple of days later called back for another set of blood tests as apparently I had high blood sugar. Go down to the Doctors’s and new set taken, nurse then said “you have a very low blood count “ . So put on iron tablets and told need to go for further tests including endoscopy and colonoscopy. A couple of weeks later get the colonoscopy and endoscopy done, Doc comes around and tells me “ you have cancer of the colon” I didn’t really know what to say apart from “ok what happens now “ All I can say is that by the time I got home with the mrs there was several messages from specialist nurses and doctors on my phone. Pretty much a conveyor belt and fast Couple of weeks later surgery done and home a few days later. About a week later I had a call from my consultant telling me that they got everything and no need for chemotherapy or radiotherapy, to say I was ecstatic was an understatement. 4 years later still clear Well had my 5 year colonoscopy yesterday and everything was fine so I’m now officially in remission 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 I've had the weirdest cold ever in the past week. I'll be sneezing non-stop for a few hours and going through masses of tissues, then it just...stops. Might be fine for 24 hours or so, then bam, right back to the snotters for a while. I'd think it was allergies, but it doesn't seem to matter where I am when it comes on. Also, there's something long and hard in my back passage; I'm not sure if it's related, but could be important for diagnostic purposes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also, there's something long and hard in my back passage; I'm not sure if it's related, but could be important for diagnostic purposes. You should get that checked out in case you've got Ronnie Pickering stuck up your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I think I may have broken a bone in my hand. Not sure how anatomically correct/complete it is but Mrs Par suggested I look at her skeleton and see what the bones in that area look like. Have marked the offending bone/area with an “x”. If it ends up getting a cast on it, is it possible to position the hand in a position that would still allow me to have a w**k? Thanks in advance doctors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Think your missus should give up her diet for a bit. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs Par is it possible to position the hand in a position that would still allow me to have a w**k? I would suggest being very nice to Mrs Par. Fine wines, Belgian chocolates, Hello! magazine... and the smell of a pipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Why would you w**k with your left hand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Dele said: Why would you w**k with your left hand? He's a southpaw. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: He's a southpaw. Thank you. No, I’m just not attracted to my right hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I would suggest being very nice to Mrs Par. Fine wines, Belgian chocolates, Hello! magazine... and the smell of a pipe. A packet of Candy Sticks and a cup of tea will usually be enough to get most things you can think of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A packet of Candy Sticks and a cup of tea will usually be enough to get most things you can think of. Yaaaasssss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Dele said: Why would you w**k with your left hand? His right hand is worn out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 At least a cast might cover up the tatties growing in the soil under those nails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: If it ends up getting a cast on it, is it possible to position the hand in a position that would still allow me to have a w**k? with fingers that short, not a hope in hell you'd be better off sticking the skeletal hand in the microwave for a bit, then bending the melty fingers round your tumescent old chap before they cool off and go hard (leave it) - hey presto - the perfect halloween themed and anatomically accurate wanking device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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