ICTChris Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die?That's a bit shit.Google suggests maybe Hemorrhoids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? Any abdominal pain or suddenly more indigestion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 On 13/09/2019 at 09:46, Shandon Par said: That's very harsh! I stopped being a vegetarian when I became a teetotaller. My funeral will have steak bridies, cocaine and strippers and be set to a soundtrack of classic House and gangsta rap. Would you meet a "friend" of mine late at night when its dark fairly soon so that we can speed up the process ?? Never been to a party like that since Sergeant Wilson's first holy communion back in the day. Fine days they were too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 48 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? As Gman says if you have piles that could explain it, or rough sex. A remote possibility is bowel cancer though, so it could be worth getting it checked out if the first two don't apply. When my piles are bad there's quite often a bit of blood, but I send a stool sample off to the jobby inspector in Dundee every so often just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I just assumed the bloody part of that sentence was for emphasis, rather than an adjective. I’d make a shite doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Would you meet a "friend" of mine late at night when its dark fairly soon so that we can speed up the process ?? Never been to a party like that since Sergeant Wilson's first holy communion back in the day. Fine days they were too. Shouldn’t have long to wait I’m so accident-prone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 58 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? My dog has had the same this week but he’s on the mend now. Probably have a bit of his medicine I could send you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, mathematics said: . I’d make a shite doctor. Quite handy for diahorrea advice then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: . When my piles are bad there's quite often a bit of blood, but I send a stool sample off to the jobby inspector in Dundee every so often just in case. He’s called Gman ffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Got an appointment at 12:10. Hoping they diagnose rough sex, chance’d be a fine thing! Joking aside maybe I’ve got contagious arse cancer. Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 That's very harsh! I stopped being a vegetarian when I became a teetotaller. My funeral will have steak bridies, cocaine and strippers and be set to a soundtrack of classic House and gangsta rap. Just seen this...I’m now, sadly, hoping for your death so I can attend what sounds a terrific send off. I’ll bring my own hip flask obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Got an appointment at 12:10. Hoping they diagnose rough sex, chance’d be a fine thing! Joking aside maybe I’ve got contagious arse cancer. Oh well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? Hi mate, glad you are getting this checked promptly. This was the first signs of my Ecoli o157 infection. Edit; Do not take Imodium. Edit 2; Or antibiotics. Edited September 14, 2019 by johnnydun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Everyone is being far too nice. Why has no-one suggested winding down my windows and putting the heating up full blast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Everyone is being far too nice. Why has no-one suggested winding down my windows and putting the heating up full blast? I don’t think even that can cure the Bad AIDS unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’ve got bloody diarrhoea. Should I just try and get through it or am I about to die? Stick a cork up.your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Everyone is being far too nice. Why has no-one suggested winding down my windows and putting the heating up full blast? Euph? Arse amputation is probably what the doc will recommend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 On 12/09/2019 at 21:27, Hedgecutter said: Smashed my middle knuckles right off the 90 degree edge of a ledge back in May. Was pulling paper out of one of those continuous roll paper towel dispensers that needs a good bit of force to break a bit off, but accidentally made contact with the unseen ledge below with a considerable whack (more than needed tbh), leading to bruising for a few days despite some initial ice treatment. Thought it would get better with time, which two of them have indeed done, but the middle knuckle on the middle finger which took most of the hit still has a bit of an uncomfortable dull ache that I intermittently feel daily. I fear this probably isn't going away any time soon. This is September - you could be right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 3 hours ago, mathematics said: I just assumed the bloody part of that sentence was for emphasis, rather than an adjective. I’d make a shite doctor. No you wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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