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1 hour ago, Cerberus said:

A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed.

Looks nasty.
Don’t Google it if you’re at work.

Was he showing it off at lunchtime or something?

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I had an MRI scan. Very noisy, pretty boring, wouldn’t bother if I was you.

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14 hours ago, Cerberus said:

A guy at work is just back from having a perianal abscess fixed.

Looks nasty.
Don’t Google it if you’re at work.

Eww. Not the same thing I was thinking of that a mate of mine had a few years back though...forget what it was called in medical terms, but it was basically the bit between the tailbone and the top of the arsecrack getting infected.

Treatment consisted of getting the area cored out to all intents and purposes and packed with dressing which had to be changed every couple of days - apparently even less fun than it sounds.

He got about six weeks off work, but according to him spent the entire time lying face down on the couch watching Homes Under The Hammer and waiting for when he could take the next lot of painkillers.

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1 hour ago, Hillonearth said:

Eww. Not the same thing I was thinking of that a mate of mine had a few years back though...forget what it was called in medical terms, but it was basically the bit between the tailbone and the top of the arsecrack getting infected.

Treatment consisted of getting the area cored out to all intents and purposes and packed with dressing which had to be changed every couple of days - apparently even less fun than it sounds.

He got about six weeks off work, but according to him spent the entire time lying face down on the couch watching Homes Under The Hammer and waiting for when he could take the next lot of painkillers.

Pilonidal sinus. Probably from a cyst or abscess. Can be b*****ds to heal. 

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On 14/08/2018 at 08:52, NJ2 said:

I had an MRI scan. Very noisy, pretty boring, wouldn’t bother if I was you.

MRIs are amazing if you get to see the pictures of inside your body.

 

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1 hour ago, mathematics said:

MRIs are amazing if you get to see the pictures of inside your body.

 

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You've been conned m8. That's a still from an old video by The Shamen. 

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8 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

You've been conned m8. That's a still from an old video by The Shamen. 

At the end Dr Mr C tells you if your head is good.

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10 hours ago, mathematics said:

MRIs are amazing if you get to see the pictures of inside your body.

 

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looks like a radioactive Big Sam to me

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Bump,

I was bitten by some kind of insect playing football on Sunday, my lower leg is incredibly itchy and when I got home from work my leg was slightly swollen, at what point do I go the the GP to be told it needs hacked off?

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30 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

Bump,

I was bitten by some kind of insect playing football on Sunday, my lower leg is incredibly itchy and when I got home from work my leg was slightly swollen, at what point do I go the the GP to be told it needs hacked off?

Cut it off yourself, ya weed.

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33 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

Bump,

I was bitten by some kind of insect playing football on Sunday, my lower leg is incredibly itchy and when I got home from work my leg was slightly swollen, at what point do I go the the GP to be told it needs hacked off?

Take an anti histamine and rub some sudocrem onto it.

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On 14/08/2018 at 22:17, Lisa Cuddy said:

Pilonidal sinus. Probably from a cyst or abscess. Can be b*****ds to heal. 

I had one of them. Got off a lot lighter than Hillonearth's mate!

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48 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

Bump,

I was bitten by some kind of insect playing football on Sunday

Massive respect going out to the insect for displaying new levels of multi-tasking there. 

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19 hours ago, Dee Man said:

Massive respect going out to the insect for displaying new levels of multi-tasking there. 

It was incredible really

 

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