Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Unfortunately I did not. Just ripping you. Take the sedative from what everyone else is saying and hope you get on ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 49 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: It's better that way. Gives the video a nice sepia effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: 1 hour ago, bennett said: Those mangoworms are fascinating, would love to know what the wee holes that they leave behind felt like. Vicky, they're not going to shag you. I think he’s wondering if he can shag the holes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think he’s wondering if he can shag the holes. That would require some sort of super sized mangoworm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 24 minutes ago, bennett said: That would require some sort of super sized mangoworm... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A supersized mangoworm, you've surpassed yourself this time Mel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 4 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: Unfortunately I did not. It's not too bad, the camera did make me gag a bit on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. About 34 minutes, oops too late Edited April 22, 2020 by budmiester1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. It's Mullarkey's Syndrome. It's fatal if you don't give up 5-a-side football 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. Days rather than weeks IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 8 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. Alopecia areata maybe? I had something similar on my beard where there were patches where no hair grew. It grew back eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. I have it on my face and sometimes it's more prominent that others. Usually when I'm in a relationship. 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: It grew back eventually. Completely? Its only one patch I get and at its worse it was just a big bald £2 sized bald gap at the side of my mouth. It grew back but I was on facetime last week and the person on the other end asked if it was coming back (or if it was "just grey hair" ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I noticed a couple of bald patches on my legs a while back, but didn't think too much about it. I've got quite a few of them now, and it seems to have spread to my arms. The skin's normal, no itching or pain. How long have I got, docs? Give it to me straight. Both of my legs from the knee down, on the outside bit only, are as smooth as the proverbial baby’s bum cheeks. Been like that for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 See, I *told* you it was Mullarkey's Syndrome. Who needs 5 years at medical school? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I have pretty severe muscular and spinal pain in the lumbar region.I have been sitting more than usual but surely this can’t be the sole cause?How long before I should get in touch with the crematorium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: I have pretty severe muscular and spinal pain in the lumbar region. I have been sitting more than usual but surely this can’t be the sole cause? How long before I should get in touch with the crematorium? Save yourself and family money in funeral costs by giving your body to science. That's what I intend to do. https://www.businessinsider.com/donate-your-body-to-science-what-happens-2019-4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have pretty severe muscular and spinal pain in the lumbar region. I have been sitting more than usual but surely this can’t be the sole cause? How long before I should get in touch with the crematorium? 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Save yourself and family money in funeral costs by giving your body to science. That's what I intend to do. https://www.businessinsider.com/donate-your-body-to-science-what-happens-2019-4 He tried, they rejected it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Save yourself and family money in funeral costs by giving your body to science. That's what I intend to do. https://www.businessinsider.com/donate-your-body-to-science-what-happens-2019-4 Apparently most bodies left to science aren't accepted. They want nice young, fit corpses whose previous owners expired from natural causes. The family then has to deal with the body themselves. It does rather make you wonder what the universities are planning on doing with them in the first place (not really; they're obviously shagging them). There's also this horror story from Phoenix, Arizona, which sounds like the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, only without anyone having broken any laws. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dead-body-parts-frankenstein-dismembered-phoenix-arizona-lab-stephen-gore-a9021786.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have pretty severe muscular and spinal pain in the lumbar region. I have been sitting more than usual but surely this can’t be the sole cause? How long before I should get in touch with the crematorium? Have you got proper lumbar support on your chair, I found my chair at home doesn't have as good support so a cushion does the job for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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