Dundee-FC92 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Good evening folks. I'd like to spread the word of several skull combustions that are occurring around East Angus tonight - acting as a warning to be vigilant. The highest risk to society tonight is a wild Gollum, set to depart from the Tannadice stadium region anytime soon. If there has ever been a more amusing sight than a televised Gollum meltdown then some c**t needs to point me in that direction. Please don't be lured in by the beast who played out his part in Lord of the Rings to a tee tonight. Secondly we have Granny Danger. He's a certainty to be comforting himself through piling pies down his gullet at a rate which eclipses the Andy Walker to shite ratio of two per minute. The rotund lummox will soon be taking to challenging p&b users to fights online, before falling asleep with his super tennents can proped upon the belly that bursts from his stained vest. Gibby82's bleached and rugged ABBA hair style will be stumbling through the local karaoke bars with Louis Armstongs 'nobody knows the trouble i've seen' the choice of song. He'll be sailing from pub to pub on a rapid river which is infused from the tears of the bald skulled Hooly who flooded local United Bar 4J's with salted tears after their relegation at Dens. Now to delve into the simmering cauldron of magical skull explosion. Guy Fawkes boaby would have been as hard as stone after seeing this display, let me fucking tell yi'. Pre-match: Will be watching, got BT sport especially for the play-offs. Easiest games of the season If we can't beat Livi in a big match we'd be aswell packing up and calling it a day. United win! Half-Time: Best I've seen in ages. Keep it up Lads. Livvy total thugs. We can run away with this tonight. C'mon the Arabs. Livi are nothing but long ball, hatchet men. Cmon United another couple this half. Post Match: Time to hammer the Manager and Players on social media, they are stealing fans money for their wages, time for them to pay the fans back. Win on Friday or clear them all out. What a puddle of pish we employ If the Hungarian is in charge next Season i for one won't be back, fucking clueless, had enough of this shite FLOOD SHOULDNT PLAY FOOTBALL FOR UTD AGAIN SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR (Capitals to show disgust a real headsgone) Shocking refereeing and playing against a bunch of thugs! Livingston are a disgusting excuse for a football team. Shite houses. .................................................................... Some real good competitors tonight for the headsgone testimonial but there can only be one winner. Willo Flood you ugly, ugly b*****d, your display just couldn't go unnoticed. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kyle Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Championship forum for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Just now, Kyle said: Championship forum for this pish. It is a Premiership play off to be fair but aye we're talking about Dundee Utd against Livingston here so, unless its 2006 then this can GTF. Good to see the Dundee fans putting in similar levels of effort on Utd as Hellbhoy does on Sevco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hellbhoy Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Dindeleux said: It is a Premiership play off to be fair but aye we're talking about Dundee Utd against Livingston here so, unless its 2006 then this can GTF. Good to see the Dundee fans putting in similar levels of effort on Utd as Hellbhoy does on Sevco. Much appreciated mate, always nice to know your efforts have been noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I'm pretty sure the OP has just had a bigger heads gone than any United (who I assume lost) fan has had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 5 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: What did you hey for tea tonight? Steak, homemade chips, fried onion and sweet peppers with some peppercorn sauce. Really good, if not a wee bit too peppery. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 I had a nice bit of fish last night, was pretty decent as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I had a nice bit of fish last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Friendly reminder that NDD threw a massive strop when his team signed Simon Murray and refused to go to Dundee games just because he used to play for their rivals but then went back to Dens two weeks later because he's a complete wet boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young gun Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 16 hours ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Good evening folks. I'd like to spread the word of several skull combustions that are occurring around East Angus tonight - acting as a warning to be vigilant. The highest risk to society tonight is a wild Gollum, set to depart from the Tannadice stadium region anytime soon. If there has ever been a more amusing sight than a televised Gollum meltdown then some c**t needs to point me in that direction. Please don't be lured in by the beast who played out his part in Lord of the Rings to a tee tonight. Secondly we have Granny Danger. He's a certainty to be comforting himself through piling pies down his gullet at a rate which eclipses the Andy Walker to shite ratio of two per minute. The rotund lummox will soon be taking to challenging p&b users to fights online, before falling asleep with his super tennents can proped upon the belly that bursts from his stained vest. Gibby82's bleached and rugged ABBA hair style will be stumbling through the local karaoke bars with Louis Armstongs 'nobody knows the trouble i've seen' the choice of song. He'll be sailing from pub to pub on a rapid river which is infused from the tears of the bald skulled Hooly who flooded local United Bar 4J's with salted tears after their relegation at Dens. Now to delve into the simmering cauldron of magical skull explosion. Guy Fawkes boaby would have been as hard as stone after seeing this display, let me fucking tell yi'. Pre-match: Will be watching, got BT sport especially for the play-offs. Easiest games of the season If we can't beat Livi in a big match we'd be aswell packing up and calling it a day. United win! Half-Time: Best I've seen in ages. Keep it up Lads. Livvy total thugs. We can run away with this tonight. C'mon the Arabs. Livi are nothing but long ball, hatchet men. Cmon United another couple this half. Post Match: Time to hammer the Manager and Players on social media, they are stealing fans money for their wages, time for them to pay the fans back. Win on Friday or clear them all out. What a puddle of pish we employ If the Hungarian is in charge next Season i for one won't be back, fucking clueless, had enough of this shite FLOOD SHOULDNT PLAY FOOTBALL FOR UTD AGAIN SHOCKING BEHAVIOUR (Capitals to show disgust a real headsgone) Shocking refereeing and playing against a bunch of thugs! Livingston are a disgusting excuse for a football team. Shite houses. .................................................................... Some real good competitors tonight for the headsgone testimonial but there can only be one winner. Willo Flood you ugly, ugly b*****d, your display just couldn't go unnoticed. Thank you. Sheer joy at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 15:04, Melanius Mullarkey said: This was bugging me last week. What's the name of the actor here??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviLion Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, PauloPerth said: This was bugging me last week. What's the name of the actor here??? John C. Reilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 That’s a fairly big post about your rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 On 08/05/2018 at 15:19, RiG said: Friendly reminder that NDD threw a massive strop when his team signed Simon Murray and refused to go to Dundee games just because he used to play for their rivals but then went back to Dens two weeks later because he's a complete wet boy. The fact he has to call himself Non Deluded Dee tells you everything you need to know about Dundee fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doonhamer doon south Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Most interesting part of this thread is what people had for dinner . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnford Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Doonhamer doon south said: Most interesting part of this thread is what people had for dinner . . . Prawn penne with sun-dried tomato pesto - sorry that was lunch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doonhamer doon south Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Durnford said: Prawn penne with sun-dried tomato pesto - sorry that was lunch.... Sounds healthy and nice. But the steak and home made chips is the winner for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I misread the topic title quite drastically. I didn't think the season could get any worse than having no wins, but then i read 'Hedge gone Special" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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