coprolite Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Are you innocent? What have you done? I retain a burning sense of injustice about my fine for disturbing the peace. 1 there was no peace. it was the day of a big football match and i was in central glasgow. I also disturbed nothing. 2 i was pulled up for drinking a can of beer in the street. This is not an issue in many places, including where i live. 3 Strathclyde's finest made up a story about me insulting them to get a charge and conviction. I didn't help myself admittedly by being a smartycunt and explaining that weegie councils booze in public ban was only a by law and not criminal. I am sure there are worse and funnier stories out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Hope they threw away the key you scumbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, coprolite said: Are you innocent? What have you done? I retain a burning sense of injustice about my fine for disturbing the peace. 1 there was no peace. it was the day of a big football match and i was in central glasgow. I also disturbed nothing. 2 i was pulled up for drinking a can of beer in the street. This is not an issue in many places, including where i live. 3 Strathclyde's finest made up a story about me insulting them to get a charge and conviction. I didn't help myself admittedly by being a smartycunt and explaining that weegie councils booze in public ban was only a by law and not criminal. I am sure there are worse and funnier stories out there. Same here. Dundee Utd Semi. Plain clothes c***s as well Are you my nephew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 29, 2018 Author Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Same here. Dundee Utd Semi. Plain clothes c***s as well Are you my nephew? Aunt Aggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Same here. Dundee Utd Semi. Plain clothes c***s as well Are you my nephew? I've had a few Dundee United semis. Not this season though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Didn't pay for a bag at the self service in Tesco once, and now I live over here. You do the sums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I’m sure the infamous £5 story will appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 I'm at large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Apparently, even if someone leaves the keys in a Vespa, it's still classed as theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Bit disappointed this isn't in the Top 5s. That would have the makings of a great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 It's been two hours and we haven't been inundated by people bragging about not paying their TV Licence, standards are fair slipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Are you innocent? What have you done? I retain a burning sense of injustice about my fine for disturbing the peace. 1 there was no peace. it was the day of a big football match and i was in central glasgow. I also disturbed nothing. 2 i was pulled up for drinking a can of beer in the street. This is not an issue in many places, including where i live. 3 Strathclyde's finest made up a story about me insulting them to get a charge and conviction. I didn't help myself admittedly by being a smartycunt and explaining that weegie councils booze in public ban was only a by law and not criminal. I am sure there are worse and funnier stories out there. standards of policing are going downhill. Back in Taggart's day you would have got a well deserved shoeing in the Polis Station for being a smartycunt and then released without charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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