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5 minutes ago, raith-radgie said:

Aw c**t trims the pubes surely?

 

9 minutes ago, Andre Bo said:

Are you all still arguing about pubes?

I am of the opinion that pubeless wonders and pube shavers watch too much porn. 

Not everybody who watches porn trims their pubes, but everybody who trims their pubes watches porn.

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12 minutes ago, Andre Bo said:

Are you all still arguing about pubes?

I am of the opinion that pubeless wonders and pube shavers watch too much porn. 

And folk with tiny cocks who think it will make them look bigger. Middle aged men who shave their pubes sound like the fat Germans wearing speedos who hang around swimming pools in Spain. 

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Do you find you drink differently than you used to though? On a night out when I was in my early 20s we'd neck a few shots of whisky as it was cheap and would do the trick early, a couple of pints, maybe some daft alcopops and a few shots in there too. Where as now it's largely just pints and the odd gin or something for me. Even after a heavy night a hangover now is more of a slight inconvenience in the morning than multicoloured spew and unable to eat for the day.
I probably haven't changed my drinking habits that much. I've never been one for spirits. I tend to stick to the cold fizzy pish all day/night.
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On 04/09/2019 at 12:19, oaksoft said:

Think about this. We are spinning aimlessly on a massive rock in space. There is no real purpose to our being here and we are condemned to be trapped on this rock for a few years before dying alone in pain.

But what really worries you is how your pubes look when you are naked?

 

 

On 05/09/2019 at 14:39, oaksoft said:

Standards? WTF are you wittering on about? :D

I think the word you are looking for is "Perspective".

 

On 05/09/2019 at 14:42, oaksoft said:

Human beings would be a lot happier if they stopped obsessing over how they looked to other people.

Many women would especially benefit from this (looking at the depressingly ludicrous volume of makeup, fake tan and hair dye out there) but given that some blokes develop worry lines over how their pubes look (sjc) I'd say plenty of men could benefit from this too.

 

5 hours ago, oaksoft said:

When you say "each to their own" you mean "providing you accept that my way is a higher standard". :lol:

What would people like you do in a real crisis?

 

5 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Do you have tattoos and a massive hipster style beard as well?

I just ask because you seem to think it's important to follow trends like a sheep. :lol:

 

5 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Guilty as charged. Having a healthy bunch of pubic hair is a sign of being an adult.

Wanting to shag someone whose pubic area is as smooth as a 5 year old is fucking weird.

 

12 minutes ago, oaksoft said:

A 43 year old trimming their pubes :lol:

"perspective" says the tedious c**t spending three days haranguing someone about something that has absolutely no effect on him whatsoever

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5 hours ago, oaksoft said:

A 43 year old trimming their pubes :lol:

Perhaps I just need a "real crisis" to afflict upon my life in order to shake it out of me (pending my ability to cope, of course). Although you do seem to be very hung up on this topic. Do you still call People "skintbaws"?

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