Scary Bear Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 12 hours ago, J_Stewart said: Imagine actually thinking that personal hygiene is weird? Do you auld fuckers even brush your teeth? Clip your toe nails? Wash your face? There’s no honour or increased masculinity in being a hairy, sweaty, unclean, unaesthetic mess. You shave your pubes off? I’m not sure who to blame for this state of affairs. Liverpool’s shitty Nivea trophy dodgers are a good starting point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 The folk that are disgusted with shaving pubes, surely you are at least trimming them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Takes about 5 mins once a week in the shower. Takes far longer (and is actually far more likely to result in damage to the bollocks) to try to trim everything down with a trimmer in my experience. No surprise that you shave your pubes off you wetwipe nonce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) The older you get, the smellier you get. Get rid of those unwanted hairs that can hold onto those smells! I use an electric razor after showering. 2 mins once a week and it's done. Edited March 17, 2018 by glassnahalf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 34 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: No surprise that you shave your pubes off you wetwipe nonce. A shite-covered arse and a thick bush of sweaty hair around your cock and balls. I feel deeply sorry for anyone you manage to get to go into your boxers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 32 minutes ago, glassnahalf said: The older you get, the smellier you get. Get rid of those unwanted hairs that can hold onto those smells! I use an electric razor after showering. 2 mins once a week and it's done. The less you wash the smellier you get. Now f**k off Mcspreader. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I wash in the morning, shower after work and wash before bedtime. Always have. Now YOU f*ck off Mcspreader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 54 minutes ago, glassnahalf said: The older you get, the smellier you get. Don’t talk shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Don’t talk shite What planet are you on, of course it's true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, glassnahalf said: The older you get, the smellier you get. You're thinking of dead people. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: You're thinking of dead people. nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, glassnahalf said: What planet are you on, of course it's true. For you maybe, smellyarse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: For you maybe, smellyarse Arses are smelly by default for everyone, you included my friend, but the rest of me now smells of roses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 At least McSpreader has been open enough to admit he reeks of pish. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: At least McSpreader has been open enough to admit he reeks of pish. Where did you read that? Maybe you pish from YOUR arse, if that was me I'd see a doctor pronto Mr Skidmarks. Edited March 17, 2018 by glassnahalf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, glassnahalf said: Where did you read that? Maybe you pish from YOUR arse, if that was me I'd see a doctor pronto Mr Skidmarks. You’re the one admitting that you reek now you’re in your fifties. I assumed it was pish, forgive me if it’s simply BO and hallitosis. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You’re the one admitting that you reek now you’re in your fifties. I assumed it was pish, forgive me if it’s simply BO and hallitosis. Never admitted to reeking, my friend. All your assumptions are rotten as ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, glassnahalf said: Never admitted to reeking, my friend. All your assumptions are rotten as ever. Stop, just stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassnahalf Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I know it's boring now. These guys never know when to stop. I'm moving on. Cheerio! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, glassnahalf said: Never admitted to reeking, my friend. All your assumptions are rotten as ever. Some people just don’t know how to take a compliment. I simply congratulated you for admitting you are doing something to combat your hideous smell, and you insult me. Charming. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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