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Theresa May has gave Putin a wee bit of homework to hand in by 11.59pm, she's told the EU to f**k off with her red white n blue brexit, chastised Donald for sharing Britain First porn. She has Boris, Davis,  Mogg and the other chunt that looks naw wise and googly eyed in place to reel back the years of humanity, is the Empire back to paste the planet? 

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10 hours ago, dirty dingus said:

Theresa May has gave Putin a wee bit of homework to hand in by 11.59pm, she's told the EU to f**k off with her red white n blue brexit, chastised Donald for sharing Britain First porn. She has Boris, Davis,  Mogg and the other chunt that looks naw wise and googly eyed in place to reel back the years of humanity, is the Empire back to paste the planet? 

Don’t forget the other upcoming glories: for example, we will have the blessing of seeing a colonial give up her career to join in holy matrimony with one of God’s anointed - a man of no discernible talents whatsoever, but a glorious royal and therefore worthy of unthinking adoration nonetheless.

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Can't wait to hear May's plans to impose a "series of measures" on Russia.  Will this mighty Imperialist power get the backing of the EU and the USA? Or will it be a total embarrassment and amount to nothing apart from banning Russia Today 

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Can't wait to hear May's plans to impose a "series of measures" on Russia.  Will this mighty Imperialist power get the backing of the EU and the USA? Or will it be a total embarrassment and amount to nothing apart from banning Russia Today 


I hear there’s a sealed train on its way to St Petersburg as we speak.
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Britain to expel all Russian diplomats. Wonder how the WC will go

Nae Ministers or Royals to attend.

 

That’ll show them.

 

Edit - Having said that, imagine we had qualified and she announced no British teams to attend? [emoji23][emoji85]

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9 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said:

Britain to expel all Russian diplomats. Wonder how the WC will go

Didn't May say something like "expel the diplomats known to be spying'? 

Then why the f**k wait 'till now?

Good job we can now frack our arses off so we don't have to rely on evil Vlad to keep our grannies warm.

 

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7 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said:

Well that's it sorted. The Royal family will now not visit Russia for world cup. Cave in and grovel from Putin imminent

 

 

Undoubtedly. We know how much the Russians love royals.

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