Chicken Wing Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Aye that's it. Folk are just some kind of mad addicts and have a huge meal in the cinema. Nothing at all to do with the experience and how they enjoy watching films at the cinema. Didn't you tell me there was one time where you took a full cooked chicken into the cinema? Or did I just imagine that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 41 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Aye that's it. Folk are just some kind of mad addicts and have a huge meal in the cinema. Nothing at all to do with the experience and how they enjoy watching films at the cinema. Didn't you tell me there was one time where you took a full cooked chicken into the cinema? Or did I just imagine that? That was my older brother 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 My local cinema does a very nice pint of Peroni, though I did once end up in the disabled bogs after a couple of pints of it on the verge of pulling the emergency cord as it felt like my internal organs had melted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 16 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: That was my older brother Was it at stack leisure park in Dundee purchased from Willie Lows/Tesco next door around 1997? If so I was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Was it at stack leisure park in Dundee purchased from Willie Lows/Tesco next door around 1997? If so I was there. No it was the Odeon in Dunfermline circa 2001/02. The chicken was purchased from Iceland beside East End Park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 19 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I take my own juice and crisps to the cinema. It's much cheaper and much better quality, especially the juice. Only fools buy food and juice from the cinema. Fife mink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 1 minute ago, rocketman said: Fife mink Tautology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tautology. Look at me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 The entire east coast is minky tbh. Anything on the North Sea or within the 40 miles of the North Sea is best avoided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Fall out with the parents of their kids friends just because the kids have fallen out with each other. Wtf has Sakura been up to this time?... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: The entire east coast is minky tbh. Anything on the North Sea or within the 40 miles of the North Sea is best avoided. Lies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullard Bluteau Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 The inability to decline certain verbs in the correct past tense. Main examples are...... "ah seen him " or " he`s went to the pub". I should add that the above is becoming so common that eventually it may even be accepted as standard English....... Heaven help us !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Dullard Bluteau said: The inability to decline certain verbs in the correct past tense. Main examples are...... "ah seen him " or " he`s went to the pub". I should add that the above is becoming so common that eventually it may even be accepted as standard English....... Heaven help us !! i'm looking forward to the world cup and the wholesale abuse of demonyms that it will entail; "lukaku, the belgium striker" , as opposed to belgian and so on set this alongside the growing tendency to mimic the fucking Americanism that is referring to teams as individual entities rather than a collective, as in "England has to make changes to stop this from turning in to a rout..." instead of "England have to...." and I am expecting to spend the entire duration in sputum-flecked apoplexy, shouting at the TV and flinging cushions (not a euphemism) in despair the people who come out with this shite may or may not be lower class, but they need fucking gassing*, all the same * explicitly as per the culling of badgers or rabbits, not in a concentration camp style, for the avoidance of offence... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 The entire east coast is minky tbh. Anything on the North Sea or within the 40 miles of the North Sea is best avoided. James VI, a man more aware of class distinction than most, referred to The East Neuk of Fife as “a fringe of Gold on a beggars mantle”.You can still see his point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Say "cushy" or "cushty number" when talking about a job where they don't need to do any work. Probably 'cause they are poor and fat and they have difficultly moving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Drop their balls in the mouth of sleeping mates for a bit of fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Heart of Northern said: Drop their balls in the mouth of sleeping mates for a bit of fun! I think that's more Boris and Jacob Rees-Mogg tbf. @throbber was probably cast out and adopted by some distant and struggling relatives. Edited June 4, 2018 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Heart of Northern said: Drop their balls in the mouth of sleeping mates for a bit of fun! Disagree, nothing in the world is more middle-class rugby club w****r than this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Disagree, nothing in the world is more middle-class rugby club w****r than this. Aye fair enough FFS my 12 year old laddie plays rugby. Need to sit him down soon and have a chat. [emoji15] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 Dropping balls in mouth and that woman who stored fruit in her vagina so her husband can eat it later as a healthy snack reeks of middle class people having too much time and money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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