Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Live beside a linear flat-roofed 'shopping centre' consisting exclusively of a Spar/Coop, baker, takeaway and a bookie (probably a Coral). ... which itself is close to a stand alone flat roofed pub with the obligatory giant 'Sky Sports shown here' banner hanging outside. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Light their fags off the cooker. While I agree, one of the things I was going to suggest was this but the electric hob while refering to it as the big white lighter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Have a kid with a Nike tick or the Adidas three stripe haircut. Hold their domestic arguments out on the street. Use shopping trolleys to transport their shopping from the shop's door to their door. Sit in their front garden for a smoke. (Women) wear hair back in a pony tail but extra tight for maximum forehead exposure. Use the receipt option at cash machines (shamelessly stolen from another thread) Birthday meals at McDonald's / KFC (where I was taken for my 18th & 21th respectively) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Reading ghastly tabloid newspapers like The Sun and The Record Giving their children names like Sean or Liam because they support Celtic Supporting Celtic Supporting Rangers/Sevco Having ever visited Blackpool Cheap spanish package holidays Ownership of a Staffie (this is conditional on making at least one post on social media defending Staffies as having an unfair reputation when there's a local story about one biting a child) Neck tattoos Wearing a football shirt when not either playing fives, or being a footballer. Still going into an actual bookmakers Not employing a butler That'll do. Apart from the other arse cheek fans naming their hellspawn William or Mason and the addition of Sunny Beach to the ranks of places where grown men wear the same football top every single day of their holiday, that is a pretty comprehensive summary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Live beside a linear flat-roofed 'shopping centre' consisting exclusively of a Spar/Coop, baker, takeaway and a bookie (probably a Coral). ... which itself is close to a stand alone flat roofed pub with the obligatory giant 'Sky Sports shown here' banner hanging outside. Tillydrone no longer qualifies, The shops have moved into the pub, the Broadsword is no more. The shopping centre has been bulldozed and a new community centre is being built. My other half live in Donside Village which when she is annoying me I refer to as 'Lower Tillydrone'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Buy ready meals from Lidl/Aldi. Shoplift from Lidl/Aldi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wear head to toe Lacoste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Tillydrone no longer qualifies, The shops have moved into the pub Genius. "Can I have two pints of Tennents, a vodka and coke, a packet of nuts and some Colgate please". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Genius. "Can I have two pints of Tennents, a vodka and coke, a packet of nuts and some Colgate please". No pub service any more, The Broadsword has passed from existence. Just the building converted to a Spar/Co-Op. For a drink the dregs of Tilly have to wander out of the area Walking Dead style towards Gt Northern Rd or King St and probably the most mis-named pub in the world. The Rowan Tree on KIng Street - looks more like a bunker, only missing the gun slits and anti-aircraft battery on the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 No pub service any more, The Broadsword has passed from existence. Just the building converted to a Spar/Co-Op. For a drink the dregs of Tilly have to wander out of the area Walking Dead style towards Gt Northern Rd or King St and probably the most mis-named pub in the world. The Rowan Tree on KIng Street - looks more like a bunker, only missing the gun slits and anti-aircraft battery on the roof. Or the St Machar Bar around the corner where the Lacoste-sporting Tillydronians can engage with tweed-wearing academics of the Arts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Overthrow the bourgeoisie (WIP) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Panic buy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Use chocolate wrappers as condoms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Watch football. Have Sky TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Devil Dugs. Forced into Cycling. Call theChinese the "Chinky". Lower back tattoos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 26 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: Watch football. Have Sky TV. On that basis I am definitely lower class, but then again I always thought I was. Edited March 5, 2018 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Boast about how "tough" their local area is. Assume that stuff like violent crime and drug addiction doesn't happen anywhere else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Do a shop at a garage scratchcards kick off with other kids at the local park fruit machines bingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "Check in" at the hospital on Facebook. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Another one - blaming everything and anything on foreigners. Or blaming anything and everything on The SNP. Or is that Upper Class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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