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Moving on from the Scum and Judging threads, what are things that you think are synonymous with the lower classes.  

I'll start us off - Attending darts tournaments and living in a house having a wire garden fence provided by the local council.

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26 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Supporting Rangers or Celtic.

Especially if they've never set foot in Ibrox or Celtic Park in their lives.  This is especially the case for non-Glaswegian OF fans who wouldn't know the way to their stadium if they were teleported to Buchanan Street.

Another one - blaming everything and anything on foreigners. 

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  • Reading ghastly tabloid newspapers like The Sun and The Record
  • Giving their children names like Sean or Liam because they support Celtic
  • Supporting Celtic
  • Supporting Rangers/Sevco
  • Having ever visited Blackpool
  • Cheap spanish package holidays
  • Ownership of a Staffie (this is conditional on making at least one post on social media defending Staffies as having an unfair reputation when there's a local story about one biting a child)
  • Neck tattoos
  • Wearing a football shirt when not either playing fives, or being a footballer.
  • Still going into an actual bookmakers
  • Not employing a butler

That'll do. 

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