19QOS19 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Here you go brother, free on Amazon!https://www.amazon.co.uk/Shy-Bladder-Cure-Overcome-Paruresis-ebook/dp/B00QU9WGRAWill give that a read [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Paruresis is a real thing brother! Shitebags and cowards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, I'm Brian said: Any c**t that sounds my buzzer when they want entry into someone else's property. Delivery drivers are particularly bad for this. Worse is when they press several buzzers at the same time so by the time I've got to mine somebody else has already let them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 The cure for that shy bladder thing is copious amounts of beer. It never fails 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, I'm Brian said: Any c**t that sounds my buzzer when they want entry into someone else's property. Delivery drivers are particularly bad for this. It's a pain in the arse trying to deliver to flats with a locked front entrance, they should have secure letter boxes at ground level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 8 hours ago, JTS98 said: Does if you've pished in it. Putting your cock in a hole with sharp edges is moronic behaviour (or a girl trying to do it would also be moronic) and therefore not for this thread. Chucking your piss filled vessel out your car window is scummy behaviour, why not pull over and pee like most folk would 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: It's a pain in the arse trying to deliver to flats with a locked front entrance, they should have secure letter boxes at ground level. It would be a solution, however pressing everyone's buzzer hoping to get entry isn't an ideal solution, particularly when said occupant has been on nightshift. A radical solution would be for the people who order the shit in the first place have the decency to actually be there when it arrives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, I'm Brian said: It would be a solution, however pressing everyone's buzzer hoping to get entry isn't an ideal solution, particularly when said occupant has been on nightshift. A radical solution would be for the people who order the shit in the first place have the decency to actually be there when it arrives. Or get parcels delivered to their workplace or a friend with house/safe place. It's a fucking pain for the delivery driver too, you don't get paid if you can't deliver so you have to go back the next day and the next before you can say it's undeliverable and you still don't get paid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 The more annoying thing with work toilets isn't the shite splattered on the pan, it's the lazy, nae user, scummy c***s that enter a cubicle for a pish (because they're ashamed of their wee willies), leave the seat down and then proceed to pish all over it before leaving without wiping it up, meaning the next c**t who goes in for shite (me) needs to wipe their pish off the seat before I can release. Scum of the earth IMO.This happens in my office too. I always wonder if these cretins do this at home too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Folk who chuck old furniture, carpet etc over the back fence instead of taking it to the dump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Putting your cock in a hole with sharp edges is moronic behaviour (or a girl trying to do it would also be moronic) and therefore not for this thread. Chucking your piss filled vessel out your car window is scummy behaviour, why not pull over and pee like most folk would. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Pepper said: Folk who chuck old furniture, carpet etc over the back fence instead of taking it to the dump. It happens. It happens on the road I live on. Confronting and explaining said scummy behaviour to these people is pointless. They don't really understand. They just see the back fence as a boundary over which they can throw away their shit. What can I do? Seriously, what can I do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, I'm Brian said: It would be a solution, however pressing everyone's buzzer hoping to get entry isn't an ideal solution, particularly when said occupant has been on nightshift. A radical solution would be for the people who order the shit in the first place have the decency to actually be there when it arrives. In many cases that would require people to be psychic or take multiple days off work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: It happens. It happens on the road I live on. Confronting and explaining said scummy behaviour to these people is pointless. They don't really understand. They just see the back fence as a boundary over which they can throw away their shit. What can I do? Seriously, what can I do? I had a flatmate at Uni who threw a pan out of the window rather than washing it. He genuinely could not understand why I was irritated by this behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Parking in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets when you don't have kids in the car. All so they have a little tiny bit more room so their pish car doesn't get scratched. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: It's a pain in the arse trying to deliver to flats with a locked front entrance, they should have secure letter boxes at ground level. Don't you have 1 of those fireman keys? They sell them on ebay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, grumswall said: Parking in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets when you don't have kids in the car. All so they have a little tiny bit more room so their pish car doesn't get scratched. I raise you the pick-up/drop off layby Tesco stores have. Regularly see a car all locked up in that bay. Tesco don't seem to give a f**k and don't want to upset customers so don't really police the use of parking spaces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, killiefan27 said: I had a flatmate at Uni who threw a pan out of the window rather than washing it. He genuinely could not understand why I was irritated by this behaviour my dad lived below people that threw dirty plates out the window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Old woman who lived on the top flat started dropping her bin bags out of the window. After a couple of weeks we tracked down some distant relatives and they had her sectioned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 A couple of weeks ago I witnessed a large, 3-seat settee being forced out of a 1st floor flat window. The window was a large, 2 panel affair, one side which opened wide enough enabling the furniture to be squeezed through. It landed vertically on the grass & is still in the same position. Absolute minks. Tonight's stormy weather might alter it's position though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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