Rugster Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What's your view on dogs? Dae ye like dags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 I want them to be hit by a snowplough. Give em a call. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Each day, my wife gives my 9 year-old son clean pants to put on. She recently found a stash of them under his bed. Turns out he prefers his "soiled" ones. Scum. Sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Duszek said: Each day, my wife gives my 9 year-old son clean pants to put on. She recently found a stash of them under his bed. Turns out he prefers his "soiled" ones. Scum. Sub-human scum. Too much contact with the locals, he's gone native. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: What's your view on dogs? Hooked the kid on her sledge to the dog earlier. Dog wasn’t impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 58 minutes ago, Duszek said: Each day, my wife gives my 9 year-old son clean pants to put on. After a week he couldn't get his trousers on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 38 minutes ago, GordonD said: After a week he couldn't get his trousers on. His arse is probably cleaner than yours though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Rugster said: His arse is probably cleaner than yours though. Well there's no way I'm doing a comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenHibee Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) I had a McDonalds Drive-Thru the other day and, whilst sitting in the car park having my scran, saw this utter Walrus of a woman wind down her window and throw her used ketchup sachets onto the road when her car was literally next to the bin. Edited April 30, 2018 by AberdeenHibee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, AberdeenHibee said: I had a McDonalds Drive-Thru the other day and, whilst sitting in the car park having my scran, You're not in any position to cast aspersions. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, AberdeenHibee said: I had a McDonalds Drive-Thru the other day and, whilst sitting in the car park having my scran, saw this utter Walrus of a woman wind down her window and throw her used ketchup sachets onto the road when her car was literally next to the bin. Hope the fat cow burst her tyre on the way home. Wouldn't be an issue as by your description she has a spare... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 44 minutes ago, AberdeenHibee said: I had a McDonalds Drive-Thru the other day and, whilst sitting in the car park having my scran, saw this utter Walrus of a woman wind down her window and throw her used ketchup sachets onto the road when her car was literally next to the bin. Hope the fat cow burst her tyre on the way home. I live less than half a mile from 1 and it seems the young team love to eat their grub a street from me in their Shitty wee hatchback and leave all the rubbish by the kerb. Used to see the pile of rubbish when I was out walking the dog. Wee clarty c***s the teens in Falkirk. You should see the trail of destruction behind them near schools at lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuthejag Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, stuthejag said: Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. Folk that don't use apostrophes correctly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Scum that leave toast shrapnel in the butter and butter in the jam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I was busking once years ago and a local jake tried to tap a fag off me. I hadn't been into mccolls yet so had none, but told him to ask next time he passed. Later on as he went by I offered him cigarette. "sawright a fun a dowt" came the reply as he proudly showed off the 2cm of someone else's fag he had picked off the ground and sparked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 hours ago, stuthejag said: Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Folk that don't use apostrophes correctly. properly smug answer should of* been: "in the supermarket's what ?" *leave it ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Scum that leave toast shrapnel in the butter and butter in the jam I do this deliberately so the wife leaves the marmalade for me. I’m not even sorry or ashamed of my cuntery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 People who aren't homeless, asking for money. I remember walking past McDonalds in Inverness a few years back and some neddy guy stood outside said 'Here mate, can I have a pound for a burger?' No you certainly cannot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Highland Capital said: People who aren't homeless, asking for money. I remember walking past McDonalds in Inverness a few years back and some neddy guy stood outside said 'Here mate, can I have a pound for a burger?' No you certainly cannot. One guy once asked me for 60p for a bottle of Buckfast at the old Dunfermline bus station. His pitch was admirably honest (he just said he wasn't going to lie and was a bit short for it) so I gave him it. Used to regularly get jakies saying they were short for the bus home with an added sob story of why they needed to get home. They always got nothing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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