welshbairn Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I feel that Scottish Water are not the best authority on this, so I have been on the Thames Water website. https://www.thameswater.co.uk/sitecore/content/Corporate/Corporate/Media/News-releases/Wet-Wipe-Challenge Rather than just saying “don’t do it” they give advice on some alternatives. Add cleansing foam to pre-moisten your toilet paper. It’s just as good as a wet wipe, but a million times better for the sewers. Remember the three Ps for flushing, pee, poo and paper. First question: WTF is cleansing foam? Presumably it's one of these frothy soap dispensers you get in some places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: First question: WTF is cleansing foam? No need for cleansing foam, just use this instead 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Wet arse perverts, simply point your foul ring towards the door, balance a bonio at the top of your cleft and call the dog. Hey presto! A clean and wet ring. (can be adapted to use iams for cats, with a far greater degree of difficulty) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I feel that Scottish Water are not the best authority on this, so I have been on the Thames Water website.https://www.thameswater.co.uk/sitecore/content/Corporate/Corporate/Media/News-releases/Wet-Wipe-Challenge Rather than just saying “don’t do it” they give advice on some alternatives. Add cleansing foam to pre-moisten your toilet paper. It’s just as good as a wet wipe, but a million times better for the sewers. Remember the three Ps for flushing, pee, poo and paper. First question: WTF is cleansing foam?Presumably this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Presumably this Think you’d do your undercarriage some damage with that. I want a second opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Think you’d do your undercarriage some damage with that. I want a second opinion. Do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 20, 2019 Author Share Posted March 20, 2019 35 minutes ago, coprolite said: Do it What are your qualifications? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: As an ecologically aware man who likes to keep his rosebud shiny and clean, I use paper for the main work but finish off with a single flushable wet wipe, which the experts say is fine. It's when you flush several wipes at the same time that the problems arise. Exactly what I do. A clean anus is a great anus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: What are your qualifications? GSOH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 When if comes to arse wiping, Madonna kens the craic..... Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Remember the three Ps for flushing Positive pinky penetration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Just remembered that they sell flushable cat litter in the States. Their sewage pipes must be huge in comparison to our wee Victorian ones. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Flushable cat litter here too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Flushable cat litter here too. Just teach the cat to shite in the toilet! This prevents the poor wee fishes eating cat litter too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Just teach the cat to shite in the toilet! This prevents the poor wee fishes eating cat litter too.Well if they are tanning the cat litter on top of all the flushable wipes we feed them thats just plain greed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 21 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Just teach the cat to shite in the toilet! This prevents the poor wee fishes eating cat litter too. Well if they are tanning the cat litter on top of all the flushable wipes we feed them thats just plain greed Bentonite Clay is one of the most commonly used substances in cat litter. It's also a common ingredient in bullshit detox and cleansing products for humans. Next time someone you know decides they need to go on a detox regime, save them some money and buy them some of kitty's finest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Just teach the cat to shite in the toilet! This prevents the poor wee fishes eating cat litter too.The missus wants to do that. I'm firmly letting her take control of that one, I don't want to be needing a shit and one of my two mentalists is sitting reading the paper ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Noticed on the pack of toilet wet wipes I use that they’ve added an FSC ‘Fine to Flush’ accreditation to the packet. https://www.water.org.uk/policy-topics/managing-sewage-and-drainage/fine-to-flush/ @Scary Bear you no longer have to have a disgusting, shitey arse! You can keep your conscience (and more importantly your arse) properly clean now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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