Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-43066688/wet-wipes-clogging-up-london-sewers Is it time to take a stand against these people who flagrantly abuse the accepted UK system of wiping your bottom with toilet paper and clog up sewage (or is it sewerage?) works with wet wipes? Should they be tracked down and prosecuted? Possibly by the Bottom Inspectors? Wet wipes are for babies and small children! Will no-one think of them? This is truly the scourge of modern times and the greatest threat to society. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-43066688/wet-wipes-clogging-up-london-sewers Is it time to take a stand against these people who flagrantly abuse the accepted UK system of wiping your bottom with toilet paper and clog up sewage (or is it sewerage?) works with wet wipes? Should they be tracked down and prosecuted? Possibly by the Bottom Inspectors? Wet wipes are for babies and small children! Will no-one think of them? This is truly the scourge of modern times and the greatest threat to society. ^^^^ Stinky bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 http://www.scottishwater.co.uk/you-and-your-home/your-home/keep-the-water-cycle-running-smoothly/know-your-bathroom-checklist Wise words from Scottish Water. The smell from these baby wipe pervert’s bins will alert the Bottom Inspectors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 22, 2018 Author Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ Stinky bum. Outrageous! Do you care nothing for the future? What if everyone was a selfish pervert who liked to used baby wipes instead of toilet paper? Granted that may force water companies to properly invest in their infrastructure and come up with some new way of dealing with wet wipes, but still, I feel this is a selfish approach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 They were never the same after Johnny Rotten left to join the Sex Pistols. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I put hundreds of stuff down the toilet, the other adult in my house is always moaning at me for it. I heard on the radio the other day that they (they being the company who deal with such things) had pulled a huge blockage of nappies, wipes etc out of their system which was the size of 2 buses......or something along those lines. By blocking the toilets/sewage system you are effectively keeping someone in a job so its helping the economy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 What other part of the body, if it got covered in human excrement, would you deem acceptable to clean with only some thin paper? Why is that good enough for your arsehole? Government funded retrofit of bidets in all UK homes which contain at least one shiting adult IMO is the only way to solve this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Look how happy these guys look to be unclogging your shit. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thames-water-workers-remove-huge-fatbergs-london-sewer-under-whitehall-1479548 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 42 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Outrageous! Do you care nothing for the future? What if everyone was a selfish pervert who liked to used baby wipes instead of toilet paper? Granted that may force water companies to properly invest in their infrastructure and come up with some new way of dealing with wet wipes, but still, I feel this is a selfish approach. ^^^^ Verbose stinky bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 More importantly, do they stand or sit to wipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 11 minutes ago, endieinreekie said: More importantly, do they stand or sit to wipe? GD stands holding one end of the wet wipe to the front and one to the back and sweeps it back and forward. Try and get that image out your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: Possibly by the Bottom Inspectors? Viz characters? Not something I want to be googling on my work laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, thisal said: GD stands holding one end of the wet wipe to the front and one to the back and sweeps it back and forward. Try and get that image out your head. I will need to look for hidden cameras around the toilet in my house. Sorry that should read ‘I will need to look for hidden cameras around the four toilets in my house.’ -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I mean there is the perfectly acceptable flushable wipes. Which not only keep your arse properly clean, they don't clog the sewers.Paper alone is not enough IMO, anyone who disagrees has a stinkin hoop which is caked in shite residue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 GD stands holding one end of the wet wipe to the front and one to the back and sweeps it back and forward. Try and get that image out your head. 'Flossing' the shit from his wrinkly auld arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 28 minutes ago, thisal said: 'Flossing' the shit from his wrinkly auld arse? Admit it. You stole that line from Martin Luther King's first draft of his "I have a dream speech" didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Thank f**k everyone other than the shitey smelling beast who started the thread appears to understand that wiping with just toilet paper is disgusting. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just dampen the toilet paper a little bit so it’s a win win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 A friend of mine in the care sector says that the use of wet wipes as a body wash is fairly widespread, and known as a Dundee Shower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, bob the tank said: A friend of mine in the care sector says that the use of wet wipes as a body wash is fairly widespread, and known as a Dundee Shower A Dundee shower is a tin of Lynx from the pound shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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