Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Usually get your directions prefaced with a wry wee smile and a 'youre no from round here are you' aye what gave that away columbo my accent or the fact I'm asking for fkn directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 But of course you don't say that incase they chib you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: To be fair, probably everyone you come into contact with seriously considers stabbing you. Id settle for a severe boot in the Alan McGraws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 44 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: ‘that’s how it was in Glasgow, it’s different from what you know mate it’s real’. That sounds like a shite Limmy sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Id settle for a severe boot in the Alan McGraws. Whatever floats your boat mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, Peppino Impastato said: Whatever floats your boat mate Where are you from mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: To be fair, probably everyone you come into contact with seriously considers stabbing you. With a love rod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Romeo said: Where are you from mate? Dundee ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: Usually get your directions prefaced with a wry wee smile and a 'youre no from round here are you' aye what gave that away columbo my accent or the fact I'm asking for fkn directions. Use your smartphone for directions if you're a shitebag 14 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: But of course you don't say that incase they chib you ^^^^ Shitebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Peppino Impastato said: Dundee ish It might be that everyone in Dundee wants to stab you, hard to tell though as I have trouble understanding what they are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: Dundee ish Be specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Romeo said: It might be that everyone in Dundee wants to stab you, hard to tell though as I have trouble understanding what they are saying. They don't stab you in Dundee they just dinghy you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Be specific. Stalk muçh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Peppino Impastato said: They don't stab you in Dundee they just dinghy you Whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppino Impastato Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just now, PB 4.2 said: Whatever floats your boat. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: They don't stab you in Dundee they just dinghy you Too busy pumping their sisters to stab you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Peppino Impastato said: Stalk muçh? I was going to offer you directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Romeo said: Too busy pumping my sisters to stab you. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 FTFY I don't have any sisters I have to make do with my brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 To quote Kevin Bridges, Glasgow was named the UK’s friendliest city in the same week it was named Scotland’s murder capital. You may get stabbed, but you’ll also get directions to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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