LincolnHearts Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The annual ritual of overpriced roses, chocolates and a mediocre meal out. All done in the hope of getting your Nat or maybe even a Gam if you play your cards right (providing she doesn't have a sore head) Any P&B'ers planning on doing something different to celebrate? Any decent love poets out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Usually she’ll take it up the bum on Valentines Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I’m hoping mine is something like 2.27 onwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 Just now, D.A.F.C said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are red violets are blue... I've got chlamydia And now so have you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Usually she’ll take it up the bum on Valentines Day. I know, your dad told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Some cracking zingers on this thread already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Wife’s birthday valentines and my birthday are all within the space of a week so it’s a good time of year for me. All blurs info one so don’t have to make a special fuss about valentines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Always liked the one Off the Ball did in Barry Ferguson's voice: Roses are red, violets are blue Quality Street are pure mad colours, man, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are red, Violets are blue. That is their colour, that is their hue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are redViolets are blueI love my GrannySo show us your fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Tout P'ti FC Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Due to my current circumstances (making acquaintance of the divorce lawyers of Edinburgh), I'm celebrating my first single Valentine's Day since 1997. Huzzah.Planning to celebrate like any true romantic would. A trip to Saughton enclosure to watch LTHV v Kelty Hearts, and maybe even one of those new giant Big Mac things for my tea.Life is for the living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I’ve got a card and some wee thing I bought off Not on the High Street for my current squeeze. Booked a table for Grill on the Corner for Friday as well. Pushing the boat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I’ve got a card and some wee thing I bought off Not on the High Street for my current squeeze. Booked a table for Grill on the Corner for Friday as well. Pushing the boat out. Absolutely guaranteed a gam, IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Although referring to her as “current squeeze” infers that there may be “future squeeze” - don’t spend too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Absolutely guaranteed a gam, IMHO. Here’s hoping. My gift arrived today and it is made by some lassie in #Perthshire, so not only am I helping the local economy, I am also assisting a small business. All about the ethics, so I am. That and getting my hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I’ve got a card and some wee thing I bought off Not on the High Street for my current squeeze. Booked a table for Grill on the Corner for Friday as well. Pushing the boat out. We went there for our team Christmas night out. I got a steak, it was excellent. One of our team ordered his steak blue then sent it back because it was put cooked enough, what a tit. The staff were very courteous to him though, I’d have told him to ram it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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