Venti Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: ^^^^ Ted Bundy found. Na. At least Bundy had charm and good looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 The wife emailed me a “hilarious” online card earlier. I bought her a box of Black Magic in the knowledge that I’ll consume 90% of it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, RadgerTheBadger said: Roses are red The paper was white Over 600 pages Of nationalist shite... FTFY. See if you can't make up a decent one you should at least make it scan. Otherwise people might start thinking you're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife emailed me a “hilarious” online card earlier. I bought her a box of Black Magic in the knowledge that I’ll consume 90% of it later. Who says romance is dead... At least give her the 'bowling ball' treatment when you half-heartedly fingerblast her later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife emailed me a “hilarious” online card earlier. It wasn't the 5 year old Oscar Pistorius one that's doing the rounds again was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: It wasn't the 5 year old Oscar Pistorius one that's doing the rounds again was it? No. It wasn’t that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Got my girlfriend a card and a book that she'll hopefully read when the football is on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 @Pet JedenWill have washed and dried the Hearts duvet covers for this special day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: So what are they expecting from a kid that goes to a school called Sally's Mound FFS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I left an anonymous card on the doormat this morning. The wife seems genuinely confused as to who left it. Bit worrying, but nothing more than I deserve TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I left an anonymous card on the doormat this morning. The wife seems genuinely confused as to who left it. Bit worrying, but nothing more than I deserve TBF. Did you stick a stamp on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Did you stick a stamp on it? 'It'? She has a name, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Same old boring Valentine's Day for me.. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Heap of push, can’t remember last time I received a card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 So what are they expecting from a kid that goes to a school called Sally's Mound FFS? Essex. Wall to wall c***s, even at 6 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Oddly, I received an anonymous card, about two weeks ago. I would've suspected it was from my mum out of pity but it was ordered off Moonpig and she doesn't know how to work the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Hillonearth said: So what are they expecting from a kid that goes to a school called Sally's Mound FFS? Great Winkering sounds like it should be a euphemism for something too, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Oddly, I received an anonymous card, about two weeks ago. I would've suspected it was from my mum out of pity but it was ordered off Moonpig and she doesn't know how to work the Internet.Update? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: On 2/15/2019 at 07:13, Bert Raccoon said: Oddly, I received an anonymous card, about two weeks ago. I would've suspected it was from my mum out of pity but it was ordered off Moonpig and she doesn't know how to work the Internet. Update? I doubt she's any more tech-savvy now than on Friday, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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