Chicken Wing Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 "I'm a glass half-full kinda person" congratulations on your irritatingly witless optimism - unfortunately, you are also a c**t of the highest order...^^^ glass half-empty kinda person 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm not sure if you can call a pub an arsehole, but the recent trend for pubs to advertise their menu as "street food". It's cooked in a kitchen with four walls and a ceiling, then brought to me on a ceramic plate, and eaten with a metal knife and fork. In what possible way is that "Street Food" ?? Bonus points if it's advertised as "pop-up street food" ... Especially if it's been there the last 15 years. There's a butcher shop on the old town not far from my flat, was taken over recently when the old guy who ran it died and he passed the company on to his son. The boy renamed it "Urban Food" which I had assumed was his attempt to make it a bit trendier. Turns out his surname is actually Urban(Pronounced "oor ban") and all he has done is put the family name on the place in honour of his dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: There's a burger van in Rosyth that has rebranded itself as "Scottish Street Food". Quite admire that. Artisan processed burgers, undercooked bacon rolls etc. Spatulas at the ready, we continue to fry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 "I'm a marmite kind of person" ...no, you're not...some folk actually LIKE marmite. Also, dull middle-aged wifies in work who try to mythologise themselves as being "a bit mad", when their personal life actually revolves round television and a cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 There's a butcher shop on the old town not far from my flat, was taken over recently when the old guy who ran it died and he passed the company on to his son. The boy renamed it "Urban Food" which I had assumed was his attempt to make it a bit trendier. Turns out his surname is actually Urban(Pronounced "oor ban") and all he has done is put the family name on the place in honour of his dad.So is he an arsehole or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Spatulas at the ready, we continue to fry. I'll maybe take a wok down there sometime to try it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, jimmy boo said: 5 hours ago, Ross. said: There's a butcher shop on the old town not far from my flat, was taken over recently when the old guy who ran it died and he passed the company on to his son. The boy renamed it "Urban Food" which I had assumed was his attempt to make it a bit trendier. Turns out his surname is actually Urban(Pronounced "oor ban") and all he has done is put the family name on the place in honour of his dad. So is he an arsehole or what? Probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 "Starvation mode" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Manfred said: Baby Boomers is a term used to describe those born in the post war baby boom in the ren years after ww2 you twat I think it was established that the baby boomers generation ended in 1964 ish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I assume the OK Boomer thing is an attempt to noise up condescending GenX/Yers talking down to The Yoof, as being lumped in with their parents would piss the auld yins off no end.Seems to be working pretty well. Well played, Oaksoft Jnr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 'Last night was a great night for Scottish football' 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 And right on cue, this popped up on my Facebook... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Manfred said: Baby Boomers is a term used to describe those born in the post war baby boom in the ren years after ww2 you twat Ok boomer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Thank f**k you are here to mansplain things for us. If I want any other unsolicited advice on things I already know, I'll give you a shout. Present company excepted, you credit this audience with too much intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 8 hours ago, oaksoft said: Thank f**k you are here to mansplain things for us. If I want any other unsolicited advice on things I already know, I'll give you a shout. It wouldn't be unsolicited then. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It wouldn't be unsolicited then. oaksoft gets rekt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Attributing shared characteristics to an arbitrary cohort is quite dumb. Going on to argue about the exact dates for that cohort is even more pointless. Typical millennial and boomer shite really. Us gen Xers just don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 22 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: slightly OT but an admirable illustration of the arsehole/car juxtaposition: my (now) boss at work and me were at some tedious meeting with a very successful female print company director; he was braying on about his new mercedes f-class or whatever the f**k it was, some tawdry piece of shit anyway - to which her response,clearly intended to make him look more of a c**t than he had already managed himself, was "oh really - that's exciting for you - if you get a chance, do come up to Brooklands for one of our promo days - I'm a co-owner of the track and quite often take my Veyron for a spin round there...." This happened to me, too. We were at a meeting with Tunnocks and some German company who were building machinery for Tunnocks. Our gaffer has a Tesla and basically never fails to mention it or how he drove from point A to B without touching the steering wheel. Toe curling material. German boy come out with something along the lines of "can we push this meeting on, the Learjet is fuelled and we were hoping to get home today." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Dele said: never fails to mention it or how he drove from point A to B without touching the steering wheel. Next time does it tell him you did it as well, only you ran someone over and got a 10 year ban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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