Jacksgranda Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Q: What subject can reliably turn PB into a steam-out-the-ears whirling dervish? Square or lorne? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Square or lorne? Slicing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Was listening to my music on the bus today and some random asked me to read her horoscope as she'd forgotten her glasses. Had to repeat it about 3 times as she couldn't understand me. Once I'd finished reading it to her she was like "wit the f**k does that mean?". I shrugged my shoulders and put my headphones back in Oh the joys of Alloa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, alang1993 said: Was listening to my music on the bus today and some random asked me to read her horoscope as she'd forgotten her glasses. "What are you, Libra? 'You will rely on the kindness of a stranger to help you through a situation where things are unclear. However, do not expect too much from them.' Amazing how they do that, in't it?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 20 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Q: What subject can reliably turn PB into a steam-out-the-ears whirling dervish? Pretty much anything to be fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowden0 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 A bauchal of a woman in her late 50’s on bus today, was roaring on her phone to some man that she promised she had “slept wae nae c**t. Man obviously wasn’t believing her. She then swore on her bairns life she hadn’t but qualified by adding “this week”. Much to the amusement of fellow passengers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowdenbeath Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, cowden0 said: A bauchal of a woman in her late 50’s on bus today, was roaring on her phone to some man that she promised she had “slept wae nae c**t. Man obviously wasn’t believing her. She then swore on her bairns life she hadn’t but qualified by adding “this week”. Much to the amusement of fellow passengers. You back home on the 19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 On 17/07/2019 at 22:13, alang1993 said: Was listening to my music on the bus today and some random asked me to read her horoscope as she'd forgotten her glasses. You're gonnae die tomorrow. Job done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 On 19/07/2019 at 16:15, cowden0 said: A bauchal of a woman in her late 50’s on bus today, was roaring on her phone to some man that she promised she had “slept wae nae c**t. Man obviously wasn’t believing her. She then swore on her bairns life she hadn’t but qualified by adding “this week”. Much to the amusement of fellow passengers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 First Glasgow. Standing for 45 minutes in the rain only to overhear someone at the stop being told that the services have been diverted for the weekend. Nothing, of course, at the bus stop to say this. Wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: First Glasgow. Standing for 45 minutes in the rain only to overhear someone at the stop being told that the services have been diverted for the weekend. Bloody Orange Walks, causing disruption... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Bloody Orange Walks, causing disruption... Love a blood orange tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Love a blood orange tbfBig team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 When did it become acceptable for drivers to play the bangin' choons of their youth on their phones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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