Theyellowbox Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: There was a St Johnstone fan who lived around our way that came into the pub with his scarf still on after Hearts had lost in Perth telling us what a great game it was Then someone noticed that he's arrived 45 minutes after full time and Perth is an hour away and his web of lies collapsed around him He died recently. Nobody went to the funeral Poor attendance is the St Johnstone way, its what he would have wanted. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Still in Tenerife and went past a pub called The Ibrox Bar. Ffs, bomb the island. I think there's one of them in Benidorm, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: There was a St Johnstone fan who lived around our way that came into the pub with his scarf still on after Hearts had lost in Perth telling us what a great game it was Then someone noticed that he's arrived 45 minutes after full time and Perth is an hour away and his web of lies collapsed around him He died recently. Nobody went to the funeral “Needless to say, I had the last laugh” 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I think there's one of them in Benidorm, too. Overrated/underrated in the travel forum for this surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Getting a yank motivational speaker in. wonder if Beale went home for his guitar while he was talking to the players. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Could they not just have contacted Darvel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stiles Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Still in Tenerife and went past a pub called The Ibrox Bar. Ffs, bomb the island. 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Keep walking, you'll get to The Hoops. Just ask in there and you'll have it done within the hour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I think there's one of them in Benidorm, too. What makes you say that? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 3 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: There was a St Johnstone fan who lived around our way that came into the pub with his scarf still on after Hearts had lost in Perth telling us what a great game it was Then someone noticed that he's arrived 45 minutes after full time and Perth is an hour away and his web of lies collapsed around him He died recently. Nobody went to the funeral Isn't this basically the same as a St Johnstone poster (it might be RandomGuy, but can't be sure) who claimed they did Perth to Greenock in 90 minutes once? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 5 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I was wondering why he didn't like something I posted on the Motherwell thread... Tbf, writing “ACAB” like a 15 year old ned needs red dotting on any thread. Wonder no more… -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Henrik's tongue said: Tbf, writing “ACAB” like a 15 year old ned needs red dotting on any thread. Wonder no more… It doesn’t mean All Celtics Are b*****ds m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: It doesn’t mean All Celtics Are b*****ds m8 There’s 2 A’s in there so there’s a good chance it’s Aberdeen related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 (edited) Just now, Henrik's tongue said: There’s 2 A’s in there so there’s a good chance it’s Aberdeen related. Aberdeen Celticsupporters Are b*****ds. Edited February 28, 2023 by Melanius Mullarkay 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik's tongue Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Aberdeen Celticsupporters Are b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewanandmoreagain Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: Overrated/underrated in the travel forum for this surely? Overrated ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: It doesn’t mean All Celtics Are b*****ds m8 It means you've skipped the first 2 and half minutes of the title track of Genesis' 1981 album 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, HibsFan said: Isn't this basically the same as a St Johnstone poster (it might be RandomGuy, but can't be sure) who claimed they did Perth to Greenock in 90 minutes once? I think it was roughly that, and its surely not that ridiculous? Timing started from Broxden roundabout and i was rarely below 80. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, HibsFan said: Isn't this basically the same as a St Johnstone poster (it might be RandomGuy, but can't be sure) who claimed they did Perth to Greenock in 90 minutes once? I sure as Hell don't drive fast, but that sounds about right to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 (edited) The Ibrox Bar in Benidorm sounds like the worst place on Earth. Id rather go on holiday to Mariupol. Edited February 28, 2023 by Sherrif John Bunnell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theyellowbox Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, HibsFan said: Isn't this basically the same as a St Johnstone poster (it might be RandomGuy, but can't be sure) who claimed they did Perth to Greenock in 90 minutes once? 90 mins in probably about right, well definitely pre average speed camera's. Probably nearer 1hr 45 mins now if you drive legally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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