topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Just now, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: ,,,,,,,źz4444 Šhfjûü 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin McCann Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Clown Job said: That’s why they hired him Yeah, who are they though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, Austin McCann said: Yeah, who are they though? The clubs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin McCann Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Clown Job said: The clubs Yeah, "the clubs". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapowzer Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 13 hours ago, bennett said: Rangers informed him that they had a serious contractual issue Is that the euphemism we're using these days for Dougie's Park's bruised ego? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Is that the euphemism we're using these days for Dougie's Park's bruised ego?Or sevco’s arrogance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Not Scottish fitba, but we all love club statements... https://stainestownfootballclub.co.uk/club-statement-june-2022/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 32 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Not Scottish fitba, but we all love club statements... https://stainestownfootballclub.co.uk/club-statement-june-2022/ Surely the best club statement of all time. Huge sympathy for them, and they are away with the fairies by the time they get to the astronomical simile at the end! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 34 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Not Scottish fitba, but we all love club statements... https://stainestownfootballclub.co.uk/club-statement-june-2022/ STFC had been provided with vast amounts of evidence, that Downing LLP, were involved through some of its holdings, in the financing of Environmental Crimes, Price Fixing, Deforestation, Forced Evictions, Human Rights Abuses, Child Labour, Slavery, Gender Discrimination and Murder. ...but apart from that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 My favourite quotes.... Namely that the parcel of land towards the car park end of the football pitch was being wrongfully occupied by STFC as part of its lease with its landlord, The Thames Club. The land does in fact rightfully belong to a nearby resident and that resident has now legally been given back their land. This unfortunately means that there is no longer room for a full eleven a side sized football pitch at Wheatsheaf Park, namely that the penalty box now belongs to another party. We doubt that even the starriest eyed of publicity hungry stargazers can shine a ray of light on what has taken place in this regard and in astrological terms, if the reclaimed penalty area at Wheatsheaf Park can now be used as a metaphor, then around the rings of Uranus, someone will definitely be taking another few inches in the box tonight. So, the owners of STFC are now left with two thirds of a pitch and not one big enough to comply with FA rules. In light of this, we understand that there have been several ideas put forward to combat this shortfall including the setting up of a Middlesex over sixties walking football league, with the rationale being that the participants would not have to walk as far to attack each other’s goals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Good to see the Staines Massive still on the go although the skip business isn't what i thought they'd end up doing. Booyakasha. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 I know nothing of this team so I'm puzzled by mysterious Staines appearing on my computer .... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Not Scottish fitba, but we all love club statements... https://stainestownfootballclub.co.uk/club-statement-june-2022/ Most of those big paragraphs are single sentences, cobbled together with too many commas. Like the statements we see coming out of Ibrox, it appears as though they've constructed the first rough draft then hit "Send". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 On 16/06/2022 at 20:39, bennett said: This is all on Doncaster. So a bit like Rangers banning a BBC journalist for reporting factual news, "nothing to do with us, guv"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 On 28/04/2021 at 16:50, kingjoey said: Classic whataboutery. 2 hours ago, kingjoey said: So a bit like Rangers banning a BBC journalist for reporting factual news, "nothing to do with us, guv"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Clive Tyldesley in Rangers commentary confession over Celtic namecheck swerve after 'us and them' advice (msn.com) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Was expecting something stauncher, disappointed now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 13 minutes ago, bennett said: Not sure how you class that as whataboutery when they’re both pathetic things that Rangers have done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Clive Tyldesley in Rangers commentary confession over Celtic namecheck swerve after 'us and them' advice (msn.com) That's truly sickening stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 21 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: That's truly sickening stuff. English journalists love getting involved in the Celtic/Rangers scene. As of course does Danny Dyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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